voice.

[fennu]

[ Quick and to the point; anyone who knows Jiang Cheng could probably figure out that 1) he's not used to this format yet and 2) he has no time to mince words at the moment. ]

What name would you call a rabbit?

I want suggestions.

Please.

Comments

[jingyeets]

( he is SO HERE for this )

A rabbit! Is it a big rabbit? Can call it Fatty or Round or Fluffball if it is, or what's another one, Snow? Ashes. Ember! No, wait, you're from Yunmeng... River? Brook? Little Cloud? There's always Lotus Bun. Or River Lotus!

You know, why not show this rabbit off on this screen thing so we can all see what you're talking about? It'd help with the whole name suggestions thing, Jiang-zongzhu.

[fennu]

It's a big rabbit, and I'm not calling it Fatty.

[ He even sounds offended on behalf of this rabbit that could absolutely be called fat due to it's size. But it's just the species, it's not his fault he's large! ]

Nor anything to do with clouds.

[ Is he going to admit he doesn't really know how to use these things properly yet? No. Judgemental tones instead. ]

[jingyeets]

Ooookay, so what about all the river and lotus themed names?

( Rabbits can be adorably fatty, it's a Known Thing, okay, not all the Lan rabbits are svelte goodness )

[nutkrusher]

Fuckslayer.

[yondu]

Not a bad'n. I think it should match Li'l Carrot an' Li'l Radish's names. Call it Li'l Fuckslayer.

[nutkrusher]

Oooooh, that's not a bad idea.

[weifinder]

( wei wuxian is just. he hears this? as he's about to reply?

he starts laughing. he's on ICP leaning against a wall, helpless, laughing. )

It's a rabbit. That's more like Lovemaker.

[nutkrusher]

That would be an appropriate name for a rabbit.

But I think there's something to be said for a more aspirational name. We already know it's going to be cute and that its natural instinct will be to fuck other rabbits. But giving it a name like "Fuckslayer" is a statement of intent. One that says "this rabbit is going to play a speed metal guitar solo on top of a mountain of skulls."

[fennu]

[ He is making a conscious decision to ignore this. You have his brother, that's enough. ]

[weifinder]

Lotus Fairy Dewdrop!

[fennu]

We already have a Fairy.

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[blitzcheer]

[ While Jiang and Jingyi are going through names- ]

You can call a rabbit Fairy Princess or Little Rose!

[ Guess who knows nothing about rabbits. Yeah, this guy! But also: ]

You already got them?

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[fennu]

It was a gift, yes. [ It. He. Jiang Cheng sighs. ] Little Rose isn't terrible.

[knifewithnoname]

Just be calling it rabbit. It did no even be doing anything worthy of a name yet.

[Unless this is some hero rabbit they have on the train.]

[fennu]

It's a pet, not a hero. It should have a name.

[jinlingers]

Did you get a rabbit?

[fennu]

From Wei Wuxian, yes.

[happyends]

...

[ Madoka is thinking about rabbit names, sure, but it does seem like he's already got some suggestions.. which means that she can instead ask an entirely different question that's on her mind. ]

Are you slowly surrounding yourself with cute things..? [ Because it sure sounds like it.

Not judging, by the way, Jiang Cheng. ]

[fennu]

[ Well, Madoka would count as number one on his cute things list, but - ]

I didn't ask for it.

[ Said with a little scoff, but he's clearly not miserable about it. ]

[agoodsoul]

[Hmm... name for a rabbit? Depends, is this guy looking for serious or funny names.]

Hopper. Mister or Misses Hops. Thumper. Umm... Bugs?

Could go with cute names like Fluffy of Floppy, if he's got big floppy ears.

[fennu]

Why Bugs?

[ It's a rabbit, not an insect... ]

[salutosinedelectat]

Oh! I may have some experience on the subject. Although mostly in magic show rabbits.

A human name makes for some amusement, or something in respect to a figure you may admire.

[fennu]

[ Wait, wait. ]

You do magic with rabbits?

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[achickenformylove]

What color is the rabbit? What size is it?

[Yes, these are important for picking rabbit names]

[fennu]

[ Ugh.

But fine. ]

Large. Dark.