voice.

[fennu]

[ Quick and to the point; anyone who knows Jiang Cheng could probably figure out that 1) he's not used to this format yet and 2) he has no time to mince words at the moment. ]

What name would you call a rabbit?

I want suggestions.

Please.

Comments

[jingyeets]

Little Radish and Little Carrot are great names, just like Little Apple!

[fennu]

Why are they all after food?!

[jingyeets]

( without pause: )

I don't know, because you are what you eat?

[fennu]

That does not make sense.

[jingyeets]

Little Apple likes eating apples, Little Radish likes eating radish greens, Little Carrot likes eating carrots.

( IT MAKES TOTAL SENSE fairy makes just as little sense okay he's had this exact debate with Jin Rulan before, and only because Jin Rulan was insulting Little Apple while his fat spiritual dog was named Fairy. Okay. )

[fennu]

Or do they eat those foods because you named it after them and don't give them anything else?

[jingyeets]

( he gasps. he full on gasps at that. )

You're saying we neglect our rabbit's diets?!

[fennu]

Well, they're not pets, are they? They're wild. The Lan are not permitted to own pets.

[jingyeets]

They're our guests! Are you implying the Lans are inhospitable to any of our guests?!

[fennu]

I didn't say it.

[jingyeets]

You said we only feed rabbits one food! Whatever they're named for. And I said they're our guests!

[fennu]

I implied it.

[jingyeets]

... I cannot believe you're arguing like Hanguang-jun...

( he really. really sounds surprised here lmf )

[fennu]

[ If you could see his fucking face - ]

I am not.

[jingyeets]

( please he does not need to know that face--

Jingyi's response is to snort. )

As you say, Sect Leader Jiang.

( you so did and now you KNOW IT )

[fennu]

I hope that was sincere, Lan Jingyi.

[jingyeets]

I am a very sincere person who believes you say you're not a person who argues in any way similar to Hanguang-jun.

[fennu]

That sounds even less sincere.

[jingyeets]

I think you just don't like me saying it is what it is, which isn't what you say it is, but is exactly what it is.

[fennu]

And I think you enjoy talking in circles.

[jingyeets]

You do realise coming from a clan that's not supposed to lie, talking in circles is what we're trained to do, right?

[fennu]

You come from a clan that is usually quieter.

[jingyeets]

Yes, and? There's a reason Esteemed Teacher Lan even let me talk for him when we were all manipulated into that nonsense in Yiling.

( because he's the loud Lan. he's the loud Lan not afraid to give the out loud lowdown on why Su She sucked.

Su She, who sold out the Lans, and that included Jingyi's parents, who likes that guy. Who. Fake Hanguang-jun stan, that guy. )

[fennu]

[ Manipulated. Jiang Cheng almost wants to snort, but he can't deny it all, can he?

He was also manipulated, perhaps worse so than others. All he can do is huff. ]

Come and see the rabbit if you want, but be quieter.

[ You nephew is Jin Rulan, Jiang Cheng, you have no room to comment here - ]

[jingyeets]

( A blink, and then he grins. )

What, shouldn't you be telling Jin Rulan? Pfft. Be right there, Sect Leader Jiang!

( he slaps at the screen to turn the ICP off and is GONE before Jiang Cheng can change his mind because it's JIANG CHENG. HE PROBABLY DOES THIS??? )