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[fennu]

[ Quick and to the point; anyone who knows Jiang Cheng could probably figure out that 1) he's not used to this format yet and 2) he has no time to mince words at the moment. ]

What name would you call a rabbit?

I want suggestions.

Please.

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[jingyeets]

( he is SO HERE for this )

A rabbit! Is it a big rabbit? Can call it Fatty or Round or Fluffball if it is, or what's another one, Snow? Ashes. Ember! No, wait, you're from Yunmeng... River? Brook? Little Cloud? There's always Lotus Bun. Or River Lotus!

You know, why not show this rabbit off on this screen thing so we can all see what you're talking about? It'd help with the whole name suggestions thing, Jiang-zongzhu.

[fennu]

It's a big rabbit, and I'm not calling it Fatty.

[ He even sounds offended on behalf of this rabbit that could absolutely be called fat due to it's size. But it's just the species, it's not his fault he's large! ]

Nor anything to do with clouds.

[ Is he going to admit he doesn't really know how to use these things properly yet? No. Judgemental tones instead. ]

[jingyeets]

Ooookay, so what about all the river and lotus themed names?

( Rabbits can be adorably fatty, it's a Known Thing, okay, not all the Lan rabbits are svelte goodness )

[fennu]

No. It needs to be something... More.

[ Like Little Princess, or Beautiful Flower, or something, but he's not saying that aloud. Age brings wisdom, after all. ]

[jingyeets]

... Like what? Snowball the Magnificent? Lotus the Effervescent? Snuggles the Cuddly?

[fennu]

[ If there's a spluttering noise he's trying to muffle it. ]

No! Like Little Rose, or Fairy Princess!

[jingyeets]

( a pause. )

So that's where Rulan gets his naming sense from...

( because it sure wasn't his mother as far as Jingyi could tell, and he hadn't heard of a single Fairy out of Zixuan. MYSTERY SOLVED several universes away. )

Okay, so why not use Little Rose or Fairy Princess then?

[fennu]

[ He's going to ignore that, thank you, because Fairy is a fantastic name for a pet. ]

Because those are dog names, not rabbit names.

[jingyeets]

... How are those dog names!? What makes them dog names! Does it make it a rabbit name if you go with Little Lotus and Snowbun Empress instead?!

[fennu]

[ There's a pause, because Snowbun Empress isn't a terrible name, but he's not going to admit that. ]

They just are! It's obvious.

[jingyeets]

To who? You and Rulan?

( a pause. )

The Rulans?!

[nutkrusher]

Fuckslayer.

[yondu]

Not a bad'n. I think it should match Li'l Carrot an' Li'l Radish's names. Call it Li'l Fuckslayer.

[weifinder]

( wei wuxian is just. he hears this? as he's about to reply?

he starts laughing. he's on ICP leaning against a wall, helpless, laughing. )

It's a rabbit. That's more like Lovemaker.

[weifinder]

Lotus Fairy Dewdrop!

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[blitzcheer]

[ While Jiang and Jingyi are going through names- ]

You can call a rabbit Fairy Princess or Little Rose!

[ Guess who knows nothing about rabbits. Yeah, this guy! But also: ]

You already got them?

[knifewithnoname]

Just be calling it rabbit. It did no even be doing anything worthy of a name yet.

[Unless this is some hero rabbit they have on the train.]

[nutkrusher]

Oooooh, that's not a bad idea.

[nutkrusher]

That would be an appropriate name for a rabbit.

But I think there's something to be said for a more aspirational name. We already know it's going to be cute and that its natural instinct will be to fuck other rabbits. But giving it a name like "Fuckslayer" is a statement of intent. One that says "this rabbit is going to play a speed metal guitar solo on top of a mountain of skulls."

[weifinder]

I have no idea what this image of the rabbit really is, but the skull mountain at least makes sense!

Wouldn't something like Princess Bloodpaw work too, hm.

[nutkrusher]

I mean, it would. I'm kinda wedded to Fuckslayer, though.

[jinlingers]

Did you get a rabbit?

[happyends]

...

[ Madoka is thinking about rabbit names, sure, but it does seem like he's already got some suggestions.. which means that she can instead ask an entirely different question that's on her mind. ]

Are you slowly surrounding yourself with cute things..? [ Because it sure sounds like it.

Not judging, by the way, Jiang Cheng. ]

[weifinder]

Please tell me another rabbit friend will be joining the greenhouse next platform.

[nutkrusher]

I mean, I wasn't planning on it. Emma the drone might get jealous.