voice.

[fennu]

[ Quick and to the point; anyone who knows Jiang Cheng could probably figure out that 1) he's not used to this format yet and 2) he has no time to mince words at the moment. ]

What name would you call a rabbit?

I want suggestions.

Please.

Comments

[weifinder]

( wei wuxian is just. he hears this? as he's about to reply?

he starts laughing. he's on ICP leaning against a wall, helpless, laughing. )

It's a rabbit. That's more like Lovemaker.

[nutkrusher]

That would be an appropriate name for a rabbit.

But I think there's something to be said for a more aspirational name. We already know it's going to be cute and that its natural instinct will be to fuck other rabbits. But giving it a name like "Fuckslayer" is a statement of intent. One that says "this rabbit is going to play a speed metal guitar solo on top of a mountain of skulls."

[weifinder]

I have no idea what this image of the rabbit really is, but the skull mountain at least makes sense!

Wouldn't something like Princess Bloodpaw work too, hm.

[nutkrusher]

I mean, it would. I'm kinda wedded to Fuckslayer, though.

[weifinder]

Please tell me another rabbit friend will be joining the greenhouse next platform.

[nutkrusher]

I mean, I wasn't planning on it. Emma the drone might get jealous.

[weifinder]

I'm sure Emma would appreciate a growing family! Especially with a younger fursibling called such an intimidating name!

... Though I admit, what's a drone?

[nutkrusher]

A flying machine. Useful for scouting, or mounting small arms.

She isn't very talkative, and I haven't brought her out much lately.

[weifinder]

Ah, then maybe what she needs is a sibling to take ground cover while she covers the air!

[nutkrusher]

Certainly couldn't be any ordinary rabbit. We'd have to be talking about the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.

[weifinder]

I am fairly sure if you tell the train, it will somehow, somewhere, try to make that happen.

[nutkrusher]

But can the train contain a true Fuckslayer?

[weifinder]

No, but it will anyway, because Trainlings never quit.

[nutkrusher]

But if the train can stand up to Fuckslayer, is it truly a Fuckslayer?

[weifinder]

It travels the Void, it can but try to withstand the Slayer of all such things.

[nutkrusher]

Hmm. Perhaps we should spare the train. Just to be safe.

[weifinder]

Ah, of course, for the sake of the train! We will, we'll be safe. Spare the poor mind that drives us.