Video~! Team Mascot Announcement~!

[thegreatninja]

Hey everyone! I was thinking of ways to make our time on the train more fun and with the help of Prompto, I think I have something new and exciting for you all!

[She grins at the screen and those who are paying attention might notice that she's now in mostly black ninja clothes with a headband tied around her forehead.]

Team Mascots!

Ready for it?

Team black. Which is the best team ever, will be a black Chocobo! [She holds up a picture that Prompto had given her.] His name is Ebony.

Team red is a Midgarsormr, which is a cool monstery thing.

Team blue is a turtle. It's like a lizard but with a shell over it that it can hide in. They're pretty cool.

Team orange is a wombat.

Finally! Team purple is a big purple Cactuar!

So there ya go! Team Mascots!

[She looks very proud of herself.]

We also have a few new team black members. Let me know if you wanna sign up.

Yuffie, out.

Comments

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[blueberryprincess]

That could be fun! However I'm afraid I don't know what a Cactar is.

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[thegreatninja]

It's a prickly plant monster that looks like its shaped like a person. I can draw a picture.

[bethereprompto]

Totally her idea! Yuffie's the best! Go team black!

[thegreatninja]

Yeah!

[Prompto you're only going to make her ego worse.]

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[mynameisallen]

I'm not sure how this qualifies as fun when you've already decided what the mascots are going to be?

[But also this is a guy who very rarely has fun either. His fun was gambling or clowning around. Which rarely happened unless money was needed.]

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[thegreatninja]

You don't think that's fun?

Then what's fun for you?

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[chronosexual]

What's a.. Cactuar? Is it like... half-man, half cactus?

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[thegreatninja]

Pretty much. Here's a picture!

[blue_ice]

I refuse. I'm not being represented by a wombat of all things. Did you even ask the members of any of the other teams?

[thegreatninja]

But it's so cute! And in fact, I asked two people on team orange and they liked it.

So it might just be you who doesn't.

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[callmegladio]

A turtle.

Yeah, I veto these choices.

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[thegreatninja]

Why's that? Turtles are awesome.

Video (also open for orange team responses as well)

[internetsexsymbol]

...what's a wombat? If it's anything like a bat, on behalf of the orange team I have to take matters into my own hands and ask to change our mascot.

Anybody else from orange team have ideas about what best represents us? I'm thinking some kind of dog, but cool.

[blue_ice]

Dragon or nothing.

Or...maybe not nothing. Chimera?

[thegreatninja]

Oh? Two people on team orange came up with that. You think you can do better my carrot friend?

Besides, wombats are adorable and those in team orange are pretty cute too.

[She winks at him.]

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[wizard_redfive]

[This doesn't really seem like a high priority right now, but regardless:]

A wombat, huh? I'll accept that team mascot.

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[thegreatninja]

Cute right? I thought it was fitting.

[faithfulson]

What's a... cac... cac-to...war?

[ What even... ]

And forgive me, but since when is there a Black team?

[thegreatninja]

For like 2 months now? I made a post about it. Wait. Let me find that picture again.



Ta da!

But seriously. What hole have you been living in?

[sensitiveapple]

What's a wombat?

[thegreatninja]

It's a cute versatile fuzzy thing.

[mtsilver_conquor]

What's a cactuar?

[thegreatninja]

Ta da~!

[littlefury]

That's dumb. Why do we get stuck with a wombat, why not something...you know, actually good.

[thegreatninja]

Because their versatile and cute. Don't you think that suits most of those on the orange team?

[springforth]

I am slightly confused. Are these mascots supposed to be the color they're representing because I've never seen a naturally blue turtle and I'm not sure what color those other things are.

But you could do tigers for orange. OR butterflies! Foxes?

[thegreatninja]

Nope. They're just animals.

I'd love to see a blue turtle!!!

And nope. Animals are already decided.

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[adropofsunlight]

I have no idea what any of those mascots are, but I would be happy to paint them for each team if needs be.

[She is 100% on board with it and is willing to make things.]

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[thegreatninja]

Really? That's awesome!

You totally should!

video; since you wanted alice! :D

[irrationally]

[ At least Alice won't bother asking what some of these things are supposed to be. She's used to weird creatures. It's cool. No, clearly there's a more important matter here. ]

Is there a point to these mascots if they aren't present on the train? [ DO YOU REALLY WANT A MONSTER ON THE TRAIN, ALICE... ]

video; yes!!!

[thegreatninja]

We can totally try and order them on the train!!

Maybe mini-versions of them.

[This is a horrible idea really.]

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[themasterthief]

...are most of these from your world? I don't think I've heard of over half of these creatures.

And I'm not sure whether I should be arguing for a better mascot for Orange team or not. Maybe I should just stick to asking what a chocobo is instead.

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[thegreatninja]

Two or three are. One is from Prompto's world.

CHOCOBO'S ARE THE CUTEST!

[He can argue but Yuffie just isn't going to listen. This wasn't a debate or voting process and she doesn't want to make it one.]

I have a picture of Ebony.

[laurefindil]

What is a Cactar? And why do we need mascots? What purpose do they serve?

[thegreatninja]

It's a choice that the creepy train, aka our kidnappers, didn't make. Which sounds pretty important to me but if you're not into it, you can ignore it. I am not here to force anyone. I just thought it'd be fun and harmless fun.

[Though some people are taking it super seriously but aren't taking the whole kidnapping thing seriously. Yuffie really doesn't get the people on this train.]

And a cactuar is a human shaped cactus monster. It's needles are pretty deadly if you aren't careful. I drew a picture that I showed everyone a few times if you want to look at it.