Video~! Team Mascot Announcement~!

[thegreatninja]

Hey everyone! I was thinking of ways to make our time on the train more fun and with the help of Prompto, I think I have something new and exciting for you all!

[She grins at the screen and those who are paying attention might notice that she's now in mostly black ninja clothes with a headband tied around her forehead.]

Team Mascots!

Ready for it?

Team black. Which is the best team ever, will be a black Chocobo! [She holds up a picture that Prompto had given her.] His name is Ebony.

Team red is a Midgarsormr, which is a cool monstery thing.

Team blue is a turtle. It's like a lizard but with a shell over it that it can hide in. They're pretty cool.

Team orange is a wombat.

Finally! Team purple is a big purple Cactuar!

So there ya go! Team Mascots!

[She looks very proud of herself.]

We also have a few new team black members. Let me know if you wanna sign up.

Yuffie, out.

Comments

[blue_ice]

[ His nose twitches. That is so wrong. ]

I can see where looking at...say, Yugi might give you that impression, but we're not, as a whole. We're tactical and shrewd. Especially him.

An owl?

[thegreatninja]

Not just him. I have a list of cute. I mean look at Evie and Spider and Prompto too. I can go on if it helps.

[blue_ice]

We're not cute. This is ridiculous.

[thegreatninja]

Just because you aren't. Over 3/4th of the people in orange are adorable.

Maybe you were put in the wrong team? Ever think of that?

[blue_ice]

...hmm. Possible. But without knowing what criteria our invisible overlords are using, it's impossible to say. Our skillsets are all over the place.

[ He huffs. Whatever. ]

[thegreatninja]

You think so? I think it's kinda obvious.

[blue_ice]

Hmph. Looks like my purpose is to teach the 'cuties' how to disassemble an engine.

Whatever. Let them have their cute fest.

[thegreatninja]

I bet you could be cute if you tried.

Maybe bows?

[blue_ice]

...I'd rather die.

Put the bow on the wombat.

[thegreatninja]

So you agree on wombat with a bow. Awesome.