Video~! Team Mascot Announcement~!

[thegreatninja]

Hey everyone! I was thinking of ways to make our time on the train more fun and with the help of Prompto, I think I have something new and exciting for you all!

[She grins at the screen and those who are paying attention might notice that she's now in mostly black ninja clothes with a headband tied around her forehead.]

Team Mascots!

Ready for it?

Team black. Which is the best team ever, will be a black Chocobo! [She holds up a picture that Prompto had given her.] His name is Ebony.

Team red is a Midgarsormr, which is a cool monstery thing.

Team blue is a turtle. It's like a lizard but with a shell over it that it can hide in. They're pretty cool.

Team orange is a wombat.

Finally! Team purple is a big purple Cactuar!

So there ya go! Team Mascots!

[She looks very proud of herself.]

We also have a few new team black members. Let me know if you wanna sign up.

Yuffie, out.

Comments

audio:

[blueberryprincess]

That could be fun! However I'm afraid I don't know what a Cactar is.

[bethereprompto]

Totally her idea! Yuffie's the best! Go team black!

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[mynameisallen]

I'm not sure how this qualifies as fun when you've already decided what the mascots are going to be?

[But also this is a guy who very rarely has fun either. His fun was gambling or clowning around. Which rarely happened unless money was needed.]

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[chronosexual]

What's a.. Cactuar? Is it like... half-man, half cactus?

[blue_ice]

I refuse. I'm not being represented by a wombat of all things. Did you even ask the members of any of the other teams?

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[callmegladio]

A turtle.

Yeah, I veto these choices.

Video (also open for orange team responses as well)

[internetsexsymbol]

...what's a wombat? If it's anything like a bat, on behalf of the orange team I have to take matters into my own hands and ask to change our mascot.

Anybody else from orange team have ideas about what best represents us? I'm thinking some kind of dog, but cool.

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[wizard_redfive]

[This doesn't really seem like a high priority right now, but regardless:]

A wombat, huh? I'll accept that team mascot.

[faithfulson]

What's a... cac... cac-to...war?

[ What even... ]

And forgive me, but since when is there a Black team?

[sensitiveapple]

What's a wombat?

[mtsilver_conquor]

What's a cactuar?

[littlefury]

That's dumb. Why do we get stuck with a wombat, why not something...you know, actually good.

[springforth]

I am slightly confused. Are these mascots supposed to be the color they're representing because I've never seen a naturally blue turtle and I'm not sure what color those other things are.

But you could do tigers for orange. OR butterflies! Foxes?

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[adropofsunlight]

I have no idea what any of those mascots are, but I would be happy to paint them for each team if needs be.

[She is 100% on board with it and is willing to make things.]

video; since you wanted alice! :D

[irrationally]

[ At least Alice won't bother asking what some of these things are supposed to be. She's used to weird creatures. It's cool. No, clearly there's a more important matter here. ]

Is there a point to these mascots if they aren't present on the train? [ DO YOU REALLY WANT A MONSTER ON THE TRAIN, ALICE... ]

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[themasterthief]

...are most of these from your world? I don't think I've heard of over half of these creatures.

And I'm not sure whether I should be arguing for a better mascot for Orange team or not. Maybe I should just stick to asking what a chocobo is instead.

[laurefindil]

What is a Cactar? And why do we need mascots? What purpose do they serve?