Video~! Team Mascot Announcement~!

[thegreatninja]

Hey everyone! I was thinking of ways to make our time on the train more fun and with the help of Prompto, I think I have something new and exciting for you all!

[She grins at the screen and those who are paying attention might notice that she's now in mostly black ninja clothes with a headband tied around her forehead.]

Team Mascots!

Ready for it?

Team black. Which is the best team ever, will be a black Chocobo! [She holds up a picture that Prompto had given her.] His name is Ebony.

Team red is a Midgarsormr, which is a cool monstery thing.

Team blue is a turtle. It's like a lizard but with a shell over it that it can hide in. They're pretty cool.

Team orange is a wombat.

Finally! Team purple is a big purple Cactuar!

So there ya go! Team Mascots!

[She looks very proud of herself.]

We also have a few new team black members. Let me know if you wanna sign up.

Yuffie, out.

Comments

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[callmegladio]

A turtle.

Yeah, I veto these choices.

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[thegreatninja]

Why's that? Turtles are awesome.

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[callmegladio]

Yeah, lets try that again with a bit more conviction.

Think my team should be allowed to pick it's own mascot.

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[thegreatninja]

Oh? Who says that some blue people weren't involved?

[They weren't.]

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[callmegladio]

The fact you said you and Prompto tells me no blues were involved.

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[bethereprompto]

Hey! What are you trying to say here? I'm hurt! So very very hurt.

[He's not. He's smiling and giggly.]

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[callmegladio]

I'm saying I'm insulted at the implication that Blue Team 'hide' in their shells.

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[thegreatninja]

What? That isn't what I was implying.

I was thinking that their tough like an animal with a shell.

Right Prompto?

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[bethereprompto]

They're like a shield! They're the defenders!

Well if they don't like the turtles, what would you like better?

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[callmegladio]

The words you guys used "with a shell they could hide in". Sounds like an implication the Blues hide away to me.

I'm just saying. Personally, I object.

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[bethereprompto]

Oh yeah.. okay. Well what if we pretend we didn't say it like that? I actually think turtles are cute!

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[callmegladio]

And slow. And generally useless. Ever see one on it's back? Can't defend itself or fight. As a mascot... I think you guys can do better. Seems to me you run out of ideas once you got to blue and orange teams.

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[thegreatninja]

Yeah what Prompt said!

They are cute and strong and tactile. Defend or fight.

Ever meet a snapping turtle?

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[bethereprompto]

But Gladdy! We liked turtles and the.. what was it called again? Womcat. Wait, that's not right.. wom-something.