Video | Day 2

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Peter appears on screen looking particularly pleased. In the dressing carriage, on the floor in the back ground is bunch to legos-the set only about a quarter of the way put together and his laptop is nearby. Playing this song: ]

Omigosh guys!

Look!

[ He holds a tiny little lego man with a goatee up to the camera. ]

It's a Tiny Mr Stark!

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[hashtagparkerluck]

Sure. Wanna help me build it?

[runs_on_batteries]

Sure but why did they give me a cat shirt?

[hashtagparkerluck]

I dee kay.

Maybe they think you're kinda like a cat in that you have to warm up to new people?

[runs_on_batteries]

Well that's creepy.. and accurate.

[He thought his love of animals was a secret..]

I'll bring drinks, what would you like?

[hashtagparkerluck]

I don't know, I'm pretty sure you're just not as mysterious as you think you are.

[ Kanye Shrug. ]

Uh... Chocolate Milk, I guess.

Oh! Can you also get me a sandwich with pickles? Please?

[runs_on_batteries]

Are you five?

[Sigh! But of course he'll get you a sandwich and chocolate milk..]

And I am too mysterious.

[No, he really isn't.]

[hashtagparkerluck]

...Yes.

[ If it gets him chocolate milk! ]

But then how did the Lego Company figure out you like cats? Facts are just facts, Mr Stark.

[runs_on_batteries]

I don't like cats!.. exactly. I'm not a fan of pets. They get hair everywhere and puke and chew on things..

I have you for that.

[hashtagparkerluck]

They're fluffy little fur babbus and they're adorable.

...

for what?

[runs_on_batteries]

For puking everywhere and getting into my stuff.

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ He opens this mouth to argue but. He can't. ]

But you still love me~ [ he makes a heart shape with his hands. ]

[runs_on_batteries]

[He sighs with exaggerated reluctance.]

Yeah, I guess you're okay. The moment you crap on my stuff though, it's over.

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ He's trying very hard to hide the laugh in his voice. It's not not working very well. This is like when Ned asked if he laid eggs all over again. ]

Wh-what?

then I guess you're gonna be stuck with me because uh. Ew. Gross.

also, I'll have you know, I don't chew on things.

Except like. Candy.

and the pens.

[runs_on_batteries]

[That was a purposefully ridiculous thing to say, so he's glad he can hear the laugh in Peter's tone.]

We all have our bu- ew, you chew on pens? Peter knowing you, you'll either choke to death or set the train on fire doing that!

[Don't ask him how, he just knows Peter is extra special at causing disasters.]

[hashtagparkerluck]

I'm not saying it's a good habit! But when I'm like thinking about stuff while I'm working I usually chew on the pen.

...And I'm not gonna set the train on fire with a pen!

[runs_on_batteries]

If anyone could, it'd be you!

[Although now he was curious and would need to come up how he would set the train on fire with a pen if he wanted to.]

But oral fixations aren't healthy. Are you eating enough?

[hashtagparkerluck]

I think so? Why do you ask? I'm not gonna try to eat a pen you know.

[runs_on_batteries]

Because you were being stupid about that not too long ago and it could be a reason for the need to chew on things. Either that or you're actually a puppy who just chews and needs to be smacked in the nose with a newspaper.

[He really wouldn't do that to a dog, he swears.]

[hashtagparkerluck]

Jokes on you! There's no news papers on the train!

...


.....


Please don't smack me with a news paper.

[runs_on_batteries]

Fine.

[His attention span for this joke was waning anyway. It had been like three seconds already..]

Hey after we work on those legos for a bit, come help me conquer another quiet room. I'm sick of everyone wanting to invade my tiny shoebox of a room.

[hashtagparkerluck]

Sure!

I mean you're gonna need more space for your armor hall.

[ You know, because it's gonna take up so much space. ]

[runs_on_batteries]

My what?

[hashtagparkerluck]

Your armor hall!

[ He gestures to the mess of legos on the floor. ]

Just uh.. some assembly required.

[runs_on_batteries]

[He stared at Peter for a moment.]

You... bought that for my office?

[hashtagparkerluck]

I mean.. mostly I bought it because it's cool but then I thought it would be like a really cool miniature version of the armor hall you could display in your office since you don't... have the... real thing... here...

I'm sorry, it was a stupid idea.