Video | Day 2

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Peter appears on screen looking particularly pleased. In the dressing carriage, on the floor in the back ground is bunch to legos-the set only about a quarter of the way put together and his laptop is nearby. Playing this song: ]

Omigosh guys!

Look!

[ He holds a tiny little lego man with a goatee up to the camera. ]

It's a Tiny Mr Stark!

Comments

[runs_on_batteries]

I don't like cats!.. exactly. I'm not a fan of pets. They get hair everywhere and puke and chew on things..

I have you for that.

[hashtagparkerluck]

They're fluffy little fur babbus and they're adorable.

...

for what?

[runs_on_batteries]

For puking everywhere and getting into my stuff.

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ He opens this mouth to argue but. He can't. ]

But you still love me~ [ he makes a heart shape with his hands. ]

[runs_on_batteries]

[He sighs with exaggerated reluctance.]

Yeah, I guess you're okay. The moment you crap on my stuff though, it's over.

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ He's trying very hard to hide the laugh in his voice. It's not not working very well. This is like when Ned asked if he laid eggs all over again. ]

Wh-what?

then I guess you're gonna be stuck with me because uh. Ew. Gross.

also, I'll have you know, I don't chew on things.

Except like. Candy.

and the pens.

[runs_on_batteries]

[That was a purposefully ridiculous thing to say, so he's glad he can hear the laugh in Peter's tone.]

We all have our bu- ew, you chew on pens? Peter knowing you, you'll either choke to death or set the train on fire doing that!

[Don't ask him how, he just knows Peter is extra special at causing disasters.]

[hashtagparkerluck]

I'm not saying it's a good habit! But when I'm like thinking about stuff while I'm working I usually chew on the pen.

...And I'm not gonna set the train on fire with a pen!

[runs_on_batteries]

If anyone could, it'd be you!

[Although now he was curious and would need to come up how he would set the train on fire with a pen if he wanted to.]

But oral fixations aren't healthy. Are you eating enough?

[hashtagparkerluck]

I think so? Why do you ask? I'm not gonna try to eat a pen you know.

[runs_on_batteries]

Because you were being stupid about that not too long ago and it could be a reason for the need to chew on things. Either that or you're actually a puppy who just chews and needs to be smacked in the nose with a newspaper.

[He really wouldn't do that to a dog, he swears.]

[hashtagparkerluck]

Jokes on you! There's no news papers on the train!

...


.....


Please don't smack me with a news paper.

[runs_on_batteries]

Fine.

[His attention span for this joke was waning anyway. It had been like three seconds already..]

Hey after we work on those legos for a bit, come help me conquer another quiet room. I'm sick of everyone wanting to invade my tiny shoebox of a room.

[hashtagparkerluck]

Sure!

I mean you're gonna need more space for your armor hall.

[ You know, because it's gonna take up so much space. ]

[runs_on_batteries]

My what?

[hashtagparkerluck]

Your armor hall!

[ He gestures to the mess of legos on the floor. ]

Just uh.. some assembly required.

[runs_on_batteries]

[He stared at Peter for a moment.]

You... bought that for my office?

[hashtagparkerluck]

I mean.. mostly I bought it because it's cool but then I thought it would be like a really cool miniature version of the armor hall you could display in your office since you don't... have the... real thing... here...

I'm sorry, it was a stupid idea.

[runs_on_batteries]

[He ignores that rambling nonsense as he slowly got over his shock. What settled in its place was a smile.]

Thanks Pete. That's.. that's really sweet.

[He sat down on the floor and picked up one of the legos.]

We're going to need to expand my room for this to fit. I've been thinking about doing that anyway.

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ He can't help the small smile on his face when realises Tony likes the idea. ]

I can be part of the demolition team. [ He offers a quick thumbs up and cheesy smile. ]

[runs_on_batteries]

Okay but I really want to use my sledge hammer again, so you can't do all of it.

[He scratched his beard thoughtfully.]

Maybe we can build a file cabinet or some kind of accent table to put the display on.

[He found a second lego and fit it together.]

This is going to be tedious, isn't it?

[hashtagparkerluck]

Yeah, okay, fine. [ He rolls his eyes and mock exaggerated-fashion like Tony's taking all the fun away. ]

What? Nooo. Building legos is a blast.

[ He reaches into the box nearby and pulls a little packet. ]

That's what the instructions are for, Mr Stark.

[runs_on_batteries]

[Tony looks at Peter like he's completely horrified.]

You use the instructions? Have I not taught you anything?!

[hashtagparkerluck]

That's what they're for, it's part of the whole lego experience!

[ He insists, gesturing to the instructions. ]

You're worse than Ned. He's always like 'lets just ditch the instructions' and I'm like, hey let's not. They tell us exactly how the thing goes together.

[runs_on_batteries]

Okay, so ten points for Ned. He gets that creativity exists in the world instead of being a mindless drone! Don't you think you can make this by looking at the picture? Or maybe making it even better!

[Yes he was being dramatic about this, but that was part of the fun.]