Video | Day 2

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Peter appears on screen looking particularly pleased. In the dressing carriage, on the floor in the back ground is bunch to legos-the set only about a quarter of the way put together and his laptop is nearby. Playing this song: ]

Omigosh guys!

Look!

[ He holds a tiny little lego man with a goatee up to the camera. ]

It's a Tiny Mr Stark!

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[runs_on_batteries]

[He rolls his eyes.]

We're going to have to set up rules on what is 'announcement worthy' and what isn't.

[Pause.]

Do you have the rest of us in there?

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[pleple]

...they make... toys... of people like him, huh?

[ Squint. ]

[hashtagparkerluck]

But Mr Stark! This is a very important announcement! Look how Tiny and adorable you are!

[ Don't mind that he clearly finds it very amusing. ]

Uh... no, it's a just your suit hall of fame so. Just you.

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[hashtagparkerluck]

Oh yeah! He's a full on superhero!

[pleple]

I suppose I underestimated his level of... fame, that he would have? Or the nature of it.

Do you think you'll have one sooner or later?

[runs_on_batteries]

[While he's a little disappointed that he can't show Ignis all the Avengers, he is super flattered that Petey bought that set.]

Thanks, kid.

[hashtagparkerluck]

Sure. Wanna help me build it?

[hashtagparkerluck]

All the Avengers have toys of them available-I'll probably get more next time.

Uh... I don't know. I mean.. Mr Stark made me an Avenger so.. maybe? I know there's already like... cosplay costumes of Spider-Man and I have a huge following on my Instagram-or... Spider-Man's Instagram.

[runs_on_batteries]

Sure but why did they give me a cat shirt?

[hashtagparkerluck]

I dee kay.

Maybe they think you're kinda like a cat in that you have to warm up to new people?

[pleple]

Certainly interesting. Perhaps I should learn more about them...

Ah, that does mean you're well on your way though. You're already famous!

[hashtagparkerluck]

Maybe someday but the fame isn't what I got into the Superhero thing for.

[pleple]

I would imagine not. Seeking fame isn't particularly heroic. Not a bad side-effect though... for some people.

[runs_on_batteries]

Well that's creepy.. and accurate.

[He thought his love of animals was a secret..]

I'll bring drinks, what would you like?

[hashtagparkerluck]

Depends on how hard the press can drag you. Already, I've got a guy trying to say I'm a menace but like... so far none of New York agrees.

[pleple]

Doesn't sound like a productive use of his time.

[ But media. ]

[hashtagparkerluck]

I don't know, I'm pretty sure you're just not as mysterious as you think you are.

[ Kanye Shrug. ]

Uh... Chocolate Milk, I guess.

Oh! Can you also get me a sandwich with pickles? Please?

[hashtagparkerluck]

Yeah, People just follow him on Youtube because he has controversial opinions.

[runs_on_batteries]

Are you five?

[Sigh! But of course he'll get you a sandwich and chocolate milk..]

And I am too mysterious.

[No, he really isn't.]

[hashtagparkerluck]

...Yes.

[ If it gets him chocolate milk! ]

But then how did the Lego Company figure out you like cats? Facts are just facts, Mr Stark.

[runs_on_batteries]

I don't like cats!.. exactly. I'm not a fan of pets. They get hair everywhere and puke and chew on things..

I have you for that.

[hashtagparkerluck]

They're fluffy little fur babbus and they're adorable.

...

for what?

[runs_on_batteries]

For puking everywhere and getting into my stuff.

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ He opens this mouth to argue but. He can't. ]

But you still love me~ [ he makes a heart shape with his hands. ]

[runs_on_batteries]

[He sighs with exaggerated reluctance.]

Yeah, I guess you're okay. The moment you crap on my stuff though, it's over.