Video | Day 2

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Peter appears on screen looking particularly pleased. In the dressing carriage, on the floor in the back ground is bunch to legos-the set only about a quarter of the way put together and his laptop is nearby. Playing this song: ]

Omigosh guys!

Look!

[ He holds a tiny little lego man with a goatee up to the camera. ]

It's a Tiny Mr Stark!

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[hashtagparkerluck]

Jokes on you! There's no news papers on the train!

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Please don't smack me with a news paper.

[runs_on_batteries]

Fine.

[His attention span for this joke was waning anyway. It had been like three seconds already..]

Hey after we work on those legos for a bit, come help me conquer another quiet room. I'm sick of everyone wanting to invade my tiny shoebox of a room.

[hashtagparkerluck]

Sure!

I mean you're gonna need more space for your armor hall.

[ You know, because it's gonna take up so much space. ]

[runs_on_batteries]

My what?

[hashtagparkerluck]

Your armor hall!

[ He gestures to the mess of legos on the floor. ]

Just uh.. some assembly required.

[runs_on_batteries]

[He stared at Peter for a moment.]

You... bought that for my office?

[hashtagparkerluck]

I mean.. mostly I bought it because it's cool but then I thought it would be like a really cool miniature version of the armor hall you could display in your office since you don't... have the... real thing... here...

I'm sorry, it was a stupid idea.

[runs_on_batteries]

[He ignores that rambling nonsense as he slowly got over his shock. What settled in its place was a smile.]

Thanks Pete. That's.. that's really sweet.

[He sat down on the floor and picked up one of the legos.]

We're going to need to expand my room for this to fit. I've been thinking about doing that anyway.

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ He can't help the small smile on his face when realises Tony likes the idea. ]

I can be part of the demolition team. [ He offers a quick thumbs up and cheesy smile. ]

[runs_on_batteries]

Okay but I really want to use my sledge hammer again, so you can't do all of it.

[He scratched his beard thoughtfully.]

Maybe we can build a file cabinet or some kind of accent table to put the display on.

[He found a second lego and fit it together.]

This is going to be tedious, isn't it?

[hashtagparkerluck]

Yeah, okay, fine. [ He rolls his eyes and mock exaggerated-fashion like Tony's taking all the fun away. ]

What? Nooo. Building legos is a blast.

[ He reaches into the box nearby and pulls a little packet. ]

That's what the instructions are for, Mr Stark.

[runs_on_batteries]

[Tony looks at Peter like he's completely horrified.]

You use the instructions? Have I not taught you anything?!

[hashtagparkerluck]

That's what they're for, it's part of the whole lego experience!

[ He insists, gesturing to the instructions. ]

You're worse than Ned. He's always like 'lets just ditch the instructions' and I'm like, hey let's not. They tell us exactly how the thing goes together.

[runs_on_batteries]

Okay, so ten points for Ned. He gets that creativity exists in the world instead of being a mindless drone! Don't you think you can make this by looking at the picture? Or maybe making it even better!

[Yes he was being dramatic about this, but that was part of the fun.]

[hashtagparkerluck]

There's only so many pieces to work with? It'd be hard to make it better? Besides- [ He offers a cheeky grin. ]

How can you make it better when you're armor hall is already so awesome. Look how happy your little mini-me is.

[ He holds up the Lego Tony. ]

[runs_on_batteries]

[Tony was so ready to argue that was part of the fun, when he was abruptly looking face to face with himself as a Lego. He huffed and took the piece from Peter's hand to examine it.]

They really got the beard right.

[Another sigh.]

Alright, what's the first step?

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ He lets go of the lego and opens up the instructions. ]

not the expression right though-I don't think I've ever seen you smile like that.

[ He grins again before focusing on the instructions. ]

uh.. looks like your desk is first... oh look! They even gave you a coffee cup!

[runs_on_batteries]

[He put down the pieces he had picked up.]

Okay so they get that I am always drinking coffee, but then stick me in a cat shirt? What the hell?

[hashtagparkerluck]

I don't know, I don't work for the lego company.

[ He shrugs before pulling sorting out the pieces needed to put the desk together. ]

Next is main base-which I'm not too sure why that's not first but again-I don't work for them.

[runs_on_batteries]

No you're the guy obsessed with their products.

[He continues to just put some random pieces together.]

You know what I don't understand about this place? Why only single level or double level carriages? Why not have like four or five times the amount of space? Give us some room to fly around in.

[He sighed.]

I miss flying.

[He made the little version of himself start flying around between them.]