{Video}

[lansizhui]

{Instead of being drunk this time, Sizhui is in the kitchen, surrounded by various ingredients. There is flour on his cheek and a look of determination in his eyes.}

What is your favorite flavor of cake? {He is on a mission for a very important reason, but this mission requires experimentation.} I thought a berry cake would be nice.

{And colorful!}

Don't mention a carrot cake! I'm not a rabbit. {Except he is. He totally is.}

Comments

[runs_on_batteries]

Whatever you make, keep it away from your dad. I have no interest in learning how a berry cake can be made so spicy it gives me heartburn for three days.

[He smirks.]

And of course you're a rabbit.

[yilingdaddy]

Aiyaa! [ He laughs, pouting at Tony. ]

Lan Zhan doesn't make things too spicy! [ Because Lan Zhan is Sizhui's dad~ ]

And I thought you liked my food! I'm hurt! [ Not really. ]

[runs_on_batteries]

[It's true, Wei was 'mama' but Tony hadn't been sure if that was supposed to be a public term or not. When Lan Sizhu says it though, that answers that question.]

Spice is good, but not in a berry cake. That's just weird and you know it.

[yilingdaddy]

[ Oh please, as if Wuxian's ashamed of being the 'wife' in his marriage, or the mama to his son. ]

I haven't had many cakes, but this one looks good.

And who says you're going to get some?

[runs_on_batteries]

According to your son, you gave him nothing but radishes.

[That might not be exactly what was said, but close enough.]

Where I'm from, it's practically child abuse not to let your kid eat bacon.

[Again, not the truth. And the smirk on his face said about as much too.]

And that's just rude. Here I thought the cake was for me.

[yilingdaddy]

What's bacon?

[ Yup, totally focusing on the important bit.

Then grins. ]

We didn't have a lot when he was a child, then Lan Zhan took over and his clan doesn't eat a lot of meat.

[ Wuxian snickers and shakes his head. ]

Sizhui has a lot of work to do on his sense of humor. [ Not...really...his son is very much his son. ]

[runs_on_batteries]

Delicious.

[He laughs at that last part, knowing it's complete nonsense.]

You must have been listening to the Void too much lately. Your son's humor is perfect. He most have gotten that from his dad.

[lansizhui]

Mama can't touch it. {He loves him so much, but no. No cooking.} Do I have long ears?

[runs_on_batteries]

[He chuckles. How many of these conversations over the network were they going to have where all Tony does is simply laugh at how cute the boy is? He was going to get a complex over this, poor kid.]

Yes, yes you do. They're gigantic. I'm pretty sure I saw a cotton ball tail too.

[lansizhui]

{Sizhui is fine with Tony's laughter; he isn't bound to be upset that it is at his expense. His Papa raised him right and he is too gentle of a soul to lash out without good cause.}

I would be the biggest rabbit if that was so! {Now he is smiling. Aw, a big bunny!}

[runs_on_batteries]

As you should, being the emperor of rabbits.

But what is this cake you're making for?