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Lan Yuan | Lan Sizhui ([personal profile] lansizhui) wrote in [community profile] voidtreckernet2020-03-23 07:44 am

{Video}

{Instead of being drunk this time, Sizhui is in the kitchen, surrounded by various ingredients. There is flour on his cheek and a look of determination in his eyes.}

What is your favorite flavor of cake? {He is on a mission for a very important reason, but this mission requires experimentation.} I thought a berry cake would be nice.

{And colorful!}

Don't mention a carrot cake! I'm not a rabbit. {Except he is. He totally is.}
stealsyourheart: (1412)

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[personal profile] stealsyourheart 2020-03-23 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Pst. [ Kaito is dirty and scruffy and his hair is somehow even MORE of a rat's nest than normal ]

Put some alcohol in it.
yilingdaddy: (oHgBt9e)

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[personal profile] yilingdaddy 2020-03-24 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ Not being drunk is a good thing, radish baby! Wuxian wanders into the kitchen a little while after this announcement, amusement and delight clear in his grin. ]

No carrot cake, Sizhui?

Aah, I suppose a berry cake would be better. [ He nods sagely, playfully stroking his chin as if he really needs to think about it. ]
runs_on_batteries: (you think so)

[personal profile] runs_on_batteries 2020-03-24 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever you make, keep it away from your dad. I have no interest in learning how a berry cake can be made so spicy it gives me heartburn for three days.

[He smirks.]

And of course you're a rabbit.
stealsyourheart: (heh)

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[personal profile] stealsyourheart 2020-03-24 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
I am absolutely helping~

Eh. [ He waves a dismissive hand, which is wrapped in bandages ]

I'm fine! No biggie. Things just go boom a lot.
yilingdaddy: (wwx35)

[personal profile] yilingdaddy 2020-03-24 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Aiyaa! [ He laughs, pouting at Tony. ]

Lan Zhan doesn't make things too spicy! [ Because Lan Zhan is Sizhui's dad~ ]

And I thought you liked my food! I'm hurt! [ Not really. ]
yilingdaddy: (wwx36)

[personal profile] yilingdaddy 2020-03-24 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Good boy! Wuxian comes over to drape an arm around his son's shoulders, obediently peering down into the bowl. ]

Of course they would! And they would be right. [ Teasing mama grin~

But then the grin subsides and he smiles. ]


It'll taste delicious, A-Yuan!
yilingdaddy: (wwx02)

[personal profile] yilingdaddy 2020-03-24 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Why do you think I act so ridiculous?

[ ...Because you are ridiculous, Wuxian.

He hums, tapping his chin again as he admires the shade the batter takes. ]


Mm...Surprise us. You know us both well by now.
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[personal profile] stealsyourheart 2020-03-24 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, but it changes the flavor! Also, you can set it on fire.

[ FIRE IS FUN ]

Eh, I'll be okay. Kaiba-kun's more injured than me.
yilingdaddy: (oHgBt9e)

[personal profile] yilingdaddy 2020-03-24 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...Precious child. He lets his eyes go wide and a pout to form as Sizhui puts the cake into the oven. When he straightens, Wuxian reaches out to playfully pinch his son's cheek, just as he had when the boy had been a child.

But then his touch moves to lightly pat the top then side of Sizhui's head in affection. ]


Kumoko is almost done with them. They're beautiful!

[ Somehow even better than the designs he'd drawn up for her, and it has him bouncing just thinking about them and the significance. ]
stealsyourheart: (PON)

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[personal profile] stealsyourheart 2020-03-24 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
No no no, it's a special effect see? You set it on fire and it cooks the last of the alcohol and it looks pretty! Doesn't last long.

[ It is ABSOLUTELY appropriate for a wedding cake what are you talking about ]

We'll be fine, don't worry~
yilingdaddy: (t15AGIl)

[personal profile] yilingdaddy 2020-03-24 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Exactly! He has to get as many cheek pinches in as he can! So many years to make up for. Wuxian laughs at the hug and lets his arms curl around Sizhui in return. Then squeeze gently at the sweet words. ]

If anyone can find rabbits, it's you. And they'll be extra cute.
yilingdaddy: (Emperor's Smile)

[personal profile] yilingdaddy 2020-03-24 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Why should he push his son away? No reason? Okay. Wuxian settles in for a nice long hug session. He grins, shoulders shaking a little in silent laughter. ]

You would have to be very gentle with them, and make sure they have plenty of carrots to nibble on.
runs_on_batteries: (smirk)

[personal profile] runs_on_batteries 2020-03-24 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's true, Wei was 'mama' but Tony hadn't been sure if that was supposed to be a public term or not. When Lan Sizhu says it though, that answers that question.]

Spice is good, but not in a berry cake. That's just weird and you know it.
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[personal profile] runs_on_batteries 2020-03-24 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[He chuckles. How many of these conversations over the network were they going to have where all Tony does is simply laugh at how cute the boy is? He was going to get a complex over this, poor kid.]

Yes, yes you do. They're gigantic. I'm pretty sure I saw a cotton ball tail too.
yilingdaddy: ([001])

[personal profile] yilingdaddy 2020-03-24 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh please, as if Wuxian's ashamed of being the 'wife' in his marriage, or the mama to his son. ]

I haven't had many cakes, but this one looks good.

And who says you're going to get some?
runs_on_batteries: (did you see that)

[personal profile] runs_on_batteries 2020-03-24 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
According to your son, you gave him nothing but radishes.

[That might not be exactly what was said, but close enough.]

Where I'm from, it's practically child abuse not to let your kid eat bacon.

[Again, not the truth. And the smirk on his face said about as much too.]

And that's just rude. Here I thought the cake was for me.
Edited 2020-03-24 20:59 (UTC)
yilingdaddy: (wwx02)

[personal profile] yilingdaddy 2020-03-25 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
What's bacon?

[ Yup, totally focusing on the important bit.

Then grins. ]


We didn't have a lot when he was a child, then Lan Zhan took over and his clan doesn't eat a lot of meat.

[ Wuxian snickers and shakes his head. ]

Sizhui has a lot of work to do on his sense of humor. [ Not...really...his son is very much his son. ]
yilingdaddy: ([001])

[personal profile] yilingdaddy 2020-03-25 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ Exactly! No escape, baby boy~ ]

Ah? So that's how they grew up so well!
stealsyourheart: (heh)

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[personal profile] stealsyourheart 2020-03-25 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ It isn't magic, it's SCIENCE ]

Sure! Save me a bit of cake and I will. And nah, don't worry about it man. There's a lot of tech stuff and things.
Edited 2020-03-25 04:22 (UTC)
stealsyourheart: (heh)

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[personal profile] stealsyourheart 2020-03-25 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Nope! SCIENCE ]

Buttons and wires and flashy lights. 'Sgood thing Kaiba-kun knows tech.
runs_on_batteries: (I'm listening)

[personal profile] runs_on_batteries 2020-03-29 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
As you should, being the emperor of rabbits.

But what is this cake you're making for?
runs_on_batteries: (smirk)

[personal profile] runs_on_batteries 2020-03-29 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Delicious.

[He laughs at that last part, knowing it's complete nonsense.]

You must have been listening to the Void too much lately. Your son's humor is perfect. He most have gotten that from his dad.