lansizhui: (☙ torn)
Lan Yuan | Lan Sizhui ([personal profile] lansizhui) wrote in [community profile] voidtreckernet2020-03-23 07:44 am

{Video}

{Instead of being drunk this time, Sizhui is in the kitchen, surrounded by various ingredients. There is flour on his cheek and a look of determination in his eyes.}

What is your favorite flavor of cake? {He is on a mission for a very important reason, but this mission requires experimentation.} I thought a berry cake would be nice.

{And colorful!}

Don't mention a carrot cake! I'm not a rabbit. {Except he is. He totally is.}
yilingdaddy: ([001])

[personal profile] yilingdaddy 2020-03-24 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh please, as if Wuxian's ashamed of being the 'wife' in his marriage, or the mama to his son. ]

I haven't had many cakes, but this one looks good.

And who says you're going to get some?
runs_on_batteries: (did you see that)

[personal profile] runs_on_batteries 2020-03-24 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
According to your son, you gave him nothing but radishes.

[That might not be exactly what was said, but close enough.]

Where I'm from, it's practically child abuse not to let your kid eat bacon.

[Again, not the truth. And the smirk on his face said about as much too.]

And that's just rude. Here I thought the cake was for me.
Edited 2020-03-24 20:59 (UTC)
yilingdaddy: (wwx02)

[personal profile] yilingdaddy 2020-03-25 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
What's bacon?

[ Yup, totally focusing on the important bit.

Then grins. ]


We didn't have a lot when he was a child, then Lan Zhan took over and his clan doesn't eat a lot of meat.

[ Wuxian snickers and shakes his head. ]

Sizhui has a lot of work to do on his sense of humor. [ Not...really...his son is very much his son. ]
runs_on_batteries: (smirk)

[personal profile] runs_on_batteries 2020-03-29 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Delicious.

[He laughs at that last part, knowing it's complete nonsense.]

You must have been listening to the Void too much lately. Your son's humor is perfect. He most have gotten that from his dad.