Video. | Day 3

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Hello void train, how are you all today? Hopefully you're better off than one Peter Parker this morning because someone accidentally managed to activate his webshooters at the worst time. ]

[ It's for that reason this is a video post and not an audio. Peter comes on the screen with a tooth brush in his mouth and a panicked expression on his face. And practically covered in his own webbing. ]

C'n s'meb'dy cwme hew me pweath? 'm thuck

[ Don't ask how it happened but somehow, someway, he's managed to accidentally get webbing on his toothbrush and his mouth and now it's just stuck there. His hand is stuck to the toothbrush which is stuck to his mouth. Someone please help, he spent some time trying to get it off himself but that went poorly, there's probably webfluid all over the bathroom now. ]

Comments

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[adropofsunlight]

[Rapunzel just looks so confused right now.]

What... happened to you?

[That is all, she really is baffled by the situation.]

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[hashtagparkerluck]

[ It's cool, he'd be pretty baffled by how he managed this too, if he weren't, you know, Peter Parker. ]

I fwrawt t' thake my we' thooterth oth!

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[adropofsunlight]

I'm sorry... I don't understand what you are saying?

[Sure, she could understand why he can't speak like normal, he had something in his mouth.]

The only word I understood was I. So I just have to figure out the rest.

[dredefulchilde]

My god, Parker, you seem to have outdone yourself this time. Not to put too find a point on the thing, but what the fuck?

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Well, he's glad someone sees the humor in this because it sure isn't him. ]

I fwrawt t' thake my we' thooterth oth!

Voice > Actio

[dredefulchilde]

You never cease to amaze me.

Half a moment.

[He finds Peter a short time later and has a hard time containing his laughter. It’s so much worse in person. The boy produces a slim, beautifully ornate dagger: his spoils of war from the goblin world.]

Now how shall we do this?

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[blue_ice]

[ As amusing as all this is, he knows they need to be in top shape for missions. ]

...I'm hoping that's not the worst plaque buildup I've ever seen. Because that would be impressive. And concern me about the amount of sugar in the kitchen.

What's it made of?

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[hashtagparkerluck]

[ You see, this is where Peter would go into a nerd rant about his webfluid mixture and what it's made of and how it works and he even starts too! Unfortunately though, it's completely incoherent in places due to the Toothbrush being stuck in his mouth and to his hand. ]

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[blue_ice]

Ugh. This isn't going to work. Can I come take a closer look to see if we can find a dissolving substance?

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[misterhappy]

What the actual Fu--- [ he cuts off abruptly ] Hell did you do, Kid?

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[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Well, at least Happy's not laughing at him. For now. ]

I fwrawt t' thake my we' thooterth oth

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[misterhappy]

[ Happy's jaw is hanging open at the moment so he can't laugh yet. ]

Why are you wearing your we' thooterths at all?

[ He smirks then because yes the shock has worn off ]

[runs_on_batteries]

[Tony does a spit-take with his coffee and literally almost falls out of his seat laughing his ass off.]

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ )8 ]

Ith no’ funn’y Mither Thark!!

[thepowerofthor]

How did you get stuck like this, my friend?

[ Thor is already moving toward the place he knows Peter likely to be. Can he help? Likely not. Will be try? oh yes. ]

What removes the stuff you are in?

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ he... really shouldn’t have made this a post. Now Thor’s gonna laugh at him too. Why is this his life? ]

Uuuuuh

I fwrawt t' thake my we' thooterth oth!

[thepowerofthor]

Why would you ever take them off?

[ He hmms as he walks. ]

Mayhap you should have a safety device on them to keep this from happening again. yes?

[ He pauses then, and chuckles. ]

Where are you? And yes, he can fully understand Peter. Can't everyone?

[pleple]

[ She's not responding she's just laughing more than she has in weeks. He'll probably never know so it's fine. ]

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ )8 ]

[Video]

[schrodingersghost]

Where are you? I can just phase you out of that easy.

Re: [Video]

[hashtagparkerluck]

Thleepor three.

audio from the kitchen:

[hibana_incursa]

Peter Benjamin Parker, I leave you alone for five minutes.

[ Is it mostly teasing? Yes. Is she also kind of frustrated that this happened? Actually, probably not. She's more amused than anything else. ]

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Oh shit. He's getting middle-named by his girlfriend now. ]

In my dafenth I wath leftht unthupervithed.

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[notapprovedtrash]

Um.


[ He's not going to crack a smile (yes, he is) because this isn't funny (yes, it is). He also doesn't have a hint of a laugh in his voice because he totally has that under control (no, he doesn't). ]

What...exactly...am I looking at here?

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[hashtagparkerluck]

I fwrawt t' thake my we' thooterth oth!