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Video. | Day 3

[ Hello void train, how are you all today? Hopefully you're better off than one Peter Parker this morning because someone accidentally managed to activate his webshooters at the worst time. ]

[ It's for that reason this is a video post and not an audio. Peter comes on the screen with a tooth brush in his mouth and a panicked expression on his face. And practically covered in his own webbing. ]

C'n s'meb'dy cwme hew me pweath? 'm thuck

[ Don't ask how it happened but somehow, someway, he's managed to accidentally get webbing on his toothbrush and his mouth and now it's just stuck there. His hand is stuck to the toothbrush which is stuck to his mouth. Someone please help, he spent some time trying to get it off himself but that went poorly, there's probably webfluid all over the bathroom now. ]

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[Rapunzel just looks so confused right now.]

What... happened to you?

[That is all, she really is baffled by the situation.]

Edited 2020-03-06 18:24 (UTC)

My god, Parker, you seem to have outdone yourself this time. Not to put too find a point on the thing, but what the fuck?

[ It's cool, he'd be pretty baffled by how he managed this too, if he weren't, you know, Peter Parker. ]

I fwrawt t' thake my we' thooterth oth!

[ Well, he's glad someone sees the humor in this because it sure isn't him. ]

I fwrawt t' thake my we' thooterth oth!

[ As amusing as all this is, he knows they need to be in top shape for missions. ]

...I'm hoping that's not the worst plaque buildup I've ever seen. Because that would be impressive. And concern me about the amount of sugar in the kitchen.

What's it made of?

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You never cease to amaze me.

Half a moment.

[He finds Peter a short time later and has a hard time containing his laughter. It’s so much worse in person. The boy produces a slim, beautifully ornate dagger: his spoils of war from the goblin world.]

Now how shall we do this?

[ Joss doesn't see it but Peter actually rolls his eyes. This sucks. This sucks so much and he really wishes he had just hidden in the bathroom until the fluid dissolved. But that would lead to questions and he's a terrible liar so no one would believe him and come up with their own theories. ]

[ Anyways. ]

[ He glances up when Joss makes his way over and eyes that knife warily. ]

I dow'm think thath a goo' i'ea, Joth

[ You see, this is where Peter would go into a nerd rant about his webfluid mixture and what it's made of and how it works and he even starts too! Unfortunately though, it's completely incoherent in places due to the Toothbrush being stuck in his mouth and to his hand. ]

Nonsense. I have extremely steady hands, and I’ve kept this thing sharp.

[There is a rather evil little gleam in the vampire’s eyes that do not make any of this sound remotely reassuring.]

Ugh. This isn't going to work. Can I come take a closer look to see if we can find a dissolving substance?

[ NOPE. That gleam is making him feel like his spideysense should be going off right about now. Thanks for the nightmares! ]

[ He just quickly shakes his head. 'That's gonna be hard pass.' is what he meant to say but the way it came out probably wasn't the most articulate. ]

What the actual Fu--- [ he cuts off abruptly ] Hell did you do, Kid?

[ Yeah, the solvent would be nice. To bad he didn't order it BEFORE he needed it. He offers a sharp nod though-maybe someone else could figure something else out? ]

[ Well, at least Happy's not laughing at him. For now. ]

I fwrawt t' thake my we' thooterth oth

[ Happy's jaw is hanging open at the moment so he can't laugh yet. ]

Why are you wearing your we' thooterths at all?

[ He smirks then because yes the shock has worn off ]

[ The look Peter would have given him would have been impressive if not for that fact there's a tooth brush webbed to his hand and mouth. But he doesn't give him a look, instead his eyes widen like he's about to be in trouble-even if he didn't really do anything to get in trouble. Recently. In the past few hours. Probably. ]

Uuuuuh...

fworth oth ha'it?

[ And not at all because he was making web hammocks and wasting webfluid. Would he do that? ]

On my way.

[ He doesn't know the train well enough to tell where Peter is immediately yet, but it's a small train. He finds his way eventually. ]

I'm going to try to isolate a section for study Think you can stand still?

Edited 2020-03-06 19:36 (UTC)

[ He nods again, it occurring to him that, that is not standing still. He also wants to talk about how he knows how to make a solvent but he doesn't have all the ingredients needed for it. But hey, it's either this or Joss's idea which... no thanks. He would rather not lose part of his face-healing factor or not. ]

[Joss pretends not to understand Peter. Really, Peter just needs to shut up and let the vampire do his work.

...

Badly, as it happens.

The slim blade of the knife, though razor sharp, can’t cut through the sticky muck gluing Peter’s hand to his toothbrush. Instead, it gets stuck. Swearing, Joss tries to pull the knife away but in doing so leaves a long, but shallow, cut on the back of Peter’s hand.

Joss looks down at the bloody knife he’s holding, then back to the wound he’s just given Peter, and an odd look comes over him. He seems mesmerized by the dripping beads of red. Without realizing it, his fangs descend and the whites of his eyes turn black.]

Is everything okay in here?

[The question is asked calmly but his eyes are laser-focused on Peter. ]

And if you run out?

[ Yeah, this goes about as well as Peter really expected it to. Actually, it goes a little betted since he only got cut and not stabbed in the face or something so there's that! Ooor it's about to go even worse because that doesn't look good. His sense picks up, vibrating like an alarm at the look in Joss's eyes. ]

Uh... Joth...?

[ He starts, taking a small step back before he hears Happy, he turns to face him, tooth brush still stuck in his mouth and now wrist dripping blood. ]

[ Oh yeah. He's in trouble. Did May or Tony give Happy grounding rights? He really hopes they forgot to give him grounding rights. ]

Uh...

ow'er 'ore?

Joscelin is still entranced by the smell of blood. He doesn’t seem to notice Peter’s distress or Happy’s arrival. He just stares at the bloody dagger with those inhuman, black eyes.

He bends his head and licks the blood off the blade.

And then he comes sharply to his senses.]

That’s—augh, fuck, why do you taste like bugs?!

[His eyes—now blue—widen when he realizes what he’s done.]

Shit! Parker, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you.

It looks like spidder webbing. Complex, protein-rich, and extremely difficult to dissolve.

[ But he's going to come up from the laundry room with bleach, detergent, and just about every substance he can think of in his arms]

Any hints?

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Peter’s injuries are mun-approved!

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I'm Kinz and I approved this injury

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