hashtagparkerluck: (dental hygiene is important)
Peter Parker ([personal profile] hashtagparkerluck) wrote in [community profile] voidtreckernet2020-03-06 12:00 pm

Video. | Day 3

[ Hello void train, how are you all today? Hopefully you're better off than one Peter Parker this morning because someone accidentally managed to activate his webshooters at the worst time. ]

[ It's for that reason this is a video post and not an audio. Peter comes on the screen with a tooth brush in his mouth and a panicked expression on his face. And practically covered in his own webbing. ]


C'n s'meb'dy cwme hew me pweath? 'm thuck

[ Don't ask how it happened but somehow, someway, he's managed to accidentally get webbing on his toothbrush and his mouth and now it's just stuck there. His hand is stuck to the toothbrush which is stuck to his mouth. Someone please help, he spent some time trying to get it off himself but that went poorly, there's probably webfluid all over the bathroom now. ]
blue_ice: (defective water bottle)

[personal profile] blue_ice 2020-03-09 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
...I take it you weren't supposed to be using them.

[ He sighs and shakes his head. ]

They really are impressive. I'll tell him how sorry you are, and maybe he'll be a little lenient on you.
blue_ice: (sacrifice)

[personal profile] blue_ice 2020-03-09 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
I can see that. No sane person would intentionally glue their toothbrush to their mouth. Unless they were trying to prove some kind of weird point to their dentist?

[ He snorts. ]

Good luck, Parker.