Video. | Day 3

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Hello void train, how are you all today? Hopefully you're better off than one Peter Parker this morning because someone accidentally managed to activate his webshooters at the worst time. ]

[ It's for that reason this is a video post and not an audio. Peter comes on the screen with a tooth brush in his mouth and a panicked expression on his face. And practically covered in his own webbing. ]

C'n s'meb'dy cwme hew me pweath? 'm thuck

[ Don't ask how it happened but somehow, someway, he's managed to accidentally get webbing on his toothbrush and his mouth and now it's just stuck there. His hand is stuck to the toothbrush which is stuck to his mouth. Someone please help, he spent some time trying to get it off himself but that went poorly, there's probably webfluid all over the bathroom now. ]

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Good because Happy is not Happy

[misterhappy]

[Happy glances over at Joss watching his eyes go back, relaxing a bit. ]

You're bleeding and you look ridiculous. Maybe I'll text a picture to Fury? Would serve you right.

[All of this is grumbled as he fusses with Pete's webs ]

You do know this stuff doesn't just break off right?

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ There are so many ways he could respond to all this but he's Peter and of course he goes for probably the least expected. 'Dude! You cut me with a knife, lick the blood off, complain about the taste and you're the one offended?' Too bad it's probably completely incoherent. ]

Wha-Why?

[ Why would Nick Fury care, anyway? He's just some kid from Queens. ]

Of courth I know I ma'e them

And Joss is gone!

[dredefulchilde]

[Thankfully, the truly disgusting taste of Peter’s radioactive bug blood has entirely cured Joss’s bloodlust. He feels very guilty, standing there, as he watches Peter’s hand bleed and listens to his much older friend how many people from home does Peter have here?) harangue him about the absolutely ridiculous situation he’s put himself in.

And Joss only made things worse.]

...I’m sorry. I was just trying to help.

[With that, he beats a hasty retreat.]