Kazoo Day 24

[zombiemessiah]

VIDEO|CW: ZOMBIE RELATED STUFF

[Murphy's in the store room by the ICP there, hand leaning on the wall beside it and he's tilted so he can point at the refridgerator. And he has very, very red skin and is wearing a red team uniform shirt but with a leather jacket over it.]

Hello! Hi. My name is Murphy, pleasure to meet you. Having a great time here, really. Loving the whole 'pre-apocalyptic civilization experience', that's always a favorite but.... Ummmmm.

[He purses his lips for a bit, makes a little popping noise, before continuing.]

Sooooo... there was a tupperware container in the fridge holding an item wrapped in brown paper. Silly me, I didn't think to label it. [Tiny wince. Oopsie doodle.] That item was a human brain. Pretty recognizably a brain. That is my brain, and I'm gonna need that back. [Big smile? Big smile. Come on, do him a solid.]


OOC: It was stolen by Jack, but its fine for anyone else to have balked at it or poked it or whatever. Permissions are here as needed.

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[sirentologist]

[Tannis doesn't even question why he'd need a brain. In fact, now she wants one.]

Oh is that who that belonged to? I was intending to claim it for myself, although I suppose I must share it.

audio.

[hashtagparkerluck]

uh...

a brain?

like a for real, human brain?

[knifewithnoname]

Why did your brain be being in the fridge?

[Asking the important questions here. But look Soldat's soul was in a lantern, so this mans brain could well be in a fridge.]

[irrationally]

.. are you just waiting for one of us to make a joke about it being rather telling that you sound exactly the same, regardless of whether your brain is located inside your head or not?

[ Because.. come on, Murphy. You put that ball right in front of the goal. It's so obvious. The joke is right there.

She shakes her head. ]

Seriously, though, you shouldn't just put stuff anywhere in this place. People put their sticky fingers on everything, even if it isn't theirs.

[shegypt]

[ Bakura is not the sort of person who prefers to interact with the talking box, though when it turns on, she does listen to see whether it says anything useful.

It is not saying anything useful, now. But it is saying something that makes her laugh, so, okay. Talking box, you have earned the attentions of the King. ]

Heh heh heh heh heh.......

[ bakura maybe do something other than putting your ticket in and chuckling ominously

or don't i mean

this is how you live your life ]

[azrthmtrnznthos]

Your brain...

[Raven is pondering this, seriously.]

Generally brains aren't used as phylacteries, so I'm guessing you're not a lich of some kind. Zombie?

[Straight and to the point.]

cw: cannibalism

[helborn]

[Great. Wonderful. Eating human flesh, that's not something he wanted to encounter again.]

Was it just wrapped up or was there formaldehyde? I'm familiar with... both smells.

Video

[firewalled]

...Uh.

[You know, for all Rich talks about how being in the hivemind was like being a zombie, he's never met a real one. If this guy is somehow living without his brain, though, that gives him a seriously bad feeling.]

How are you talking if you don't... have your brain in your skull?