Kazoo Day 24

[zombiemessiah]

VIDEO|CW: ZOMBIE RELATED STUFF

[Murphy's in the store room by the ICP there, hand leaning on the wall beside it and he's tilted so he can point at the refridgerator. And he has very, very red skin and is wearing a red team uniform shirt but with a leather jacket over it.]

Hello! Hi. My name is Murphy, pleasure to meet you. Having a great time here, really. Loving the whole 'pre-apocalyptic civilization experience', that's always a favorite but.... Ummmmm.

[He purses his lips for a bit, makes a little popping noise, before continuing.]

Sooooo... there was a tupperware container in the fridge holding an item wrapped in brown paper. Silly me, I didn't think to label it. [Tiny wince. Oopsie doodle.] That item was a human brain. Pretty recognizably a brain. That is my brain, and I'm gonna need that back. [Big smile? Big smile. Come on, do him a solid.]


OOC: It was stolen by Jack, but its fine for anyone else to have balked at it or poked it or whatever. Permissions are here as needed.

Comments

[zombiemessiah]

Are brains really in such high demand here?

Aside from the really obvious intelligence jokes that can be made. Like... who else would even need one?

...

[Now he's really wondering if 'brain' qualifies as a 'snack' for him in the shop or small item.]

[sirentologist]

Oh, I could think of several things I could do with a spare brain. Or a dozen.

[zombiemessiah]

And I thought my social life was fulfilling. I need to try harder.

Okay, so. When was the last time you saw it in there?

[sirentologist]

Why would you bother? Socialization is so very overrated. And really, other people are only a distraction from more important things.

Hm, this morning.

[zombiemessiah]

That's a real shame. Most of my favorite activities are best done with at least two people. Maybe more if you're flexible enough.

[If someone asked if he meant physically or mentally he'd say 'yes'.]

Alright, I'll look around for it. It couldn't have gone far in this 'disaster tube' as you called it.

[sirentologist]

From my experience that doesn't involve much in the way of talking and, therefore, stupid questions.

[Honestly, she's good with either]

Although I suppose there is a certain amount of negotiation involved when one's particular count of simultaneous partners moves beyond "one."

[Oh right they're talking about a missing brain aren't they]

Do let me know if you find it. I would be interested in knowing what it got up to while no one was looking.

[zombiemessiah]

It's only really like that the first time. Have a couple or few in regularly and it all smooths right out.

See, that's the surprising thing, get to know a few people? And some of them stop asking questions. It can be great. But yeah I'll let you know where it wandered off to when I find it.

And if you want a piece to look at or play with for science reasons, sure. See if it's real or somethin'.

[sirentologist]

How very fascinating. Perhaps you would care to demonstrate your expertise at a later date.

[Shameless, this one.]

Ooh, I would love to have a poking brain.

[zombiemessiah]

Oh, absolutely. We can give it a test run and add some interested parties as variables later.

[Murphy is not just a catty bitch, he does enjoy his casual sex. You know. If people are willing to put up with his fine print.]

[sirentologist]

My, you do know how to charm a girl, don't you?

[zombiemessiah]

I try to expand my talents to most genders. You know, in case you wanna dabble.

[sirentologist]

Oh, I'm sure you do far more than that. Alas, you had me at variables and poking brain matter.

[She is a simple crazy person.]