[Video] An announcement

[strawberryprotector]

Hey, everyone! Since we have so many new people on the train, I figure this is a good time for this. In two days, on Horseshoe 19, I'm going to run a wellness clinic. What that means is you come to the medical car, I make a medical file for you so we have a solid baseline to compare to in case you're ever feeling unwell or injured in some way. It'll help us on the medical staff help you, so volunteering would be appreciated.

Honestly, though, help a med student out? I don't want my charting skills to get rusty, and I'm not afraid to trip the stubborn folks. (Kidding!)


[He's only half kidding.]

Comments

Video

[light_of_willpower]

Who's on the medical staff anyways? I don't mind volunteering to help out.

Re: Video

[strawberryprotector]

Mostly myself, Wen-sensei, and The Doctor. Misa-chan comes by and helps spell us for breaks if we haven't been seen out of medical in a while.

Re: Video

[light_of_willpower]

Probably a good idea. I'm used to having to check on Mom when she hasn't been seen in a while. Of course, in her case, she's not a doctor so much as she'll get absorbed in a project. She's an inventor.

Video

[consider8]

That sounds like a good idea.

[Though how familiar would humans even be of Octoling physiology...?]

Re: Video

[strawberryprotector]

I'm glad you think so! I'll be running it starting at 7 in the morning, so plenty of time to get through as many people as possible. And if I run out of time on the 19th, I can do more check ups on the 20th.

[consider8]

I'll be there at 7.

[She's an early-to-bed, early-to-rise type.]

[blue_ice]

If you want more cooperation, you might want to detail what it will involve? We have some passengers with phobias.

[strawberryprotector]

Excellent point, Kaiba-kun! It'll be height, weight, blood pressure and pulse for those that have working hearts. And a self report of what is normal for each person's originating world along with pre-existing conditions that should be known about.

[blue_ice]

Good, so long as everyone knows.

And I'll participate again.

[consider8]

Oh.

That's good to know, too.

[Not that she wasn't going anyway, but now she knows what to expect.]

video

[sos_pilot]

What if you've got a case of medical and mechanical?

[ Being cabin-mates, this is an obvious clue about Della's prosthetic leg. ]

Re: video

[strawberryprotector]

Well, I'm not versed in the mechanical, but I'm also mostly shooting for a baseline. Knowing what your resting pulse and blood pressure are, your height and weight. And any pre-existing conditions you would disclose to a doctor back home. I'm gonna be locking the files so only those of us who work in the med car can access them, too.

Re: video

[sos_pilot]

Ah, I gotcha. Well, guess it can't hurt. Sure, I'll stop on by.

[sensitiveapple]

No, but do you want some help?

[strawberryprotector]

How are your dictation skills? Or do you just want to be the one to kick me in the ass to go eat when it's vaguely lunch time?

[sensitiveapple]

Amazingly, I can do both. I'm just that good.

[goingthroughaphase]

Sounds like a good idea. I'm willing to volunteer.

[strawberryprotector]

Great! I look forward to seeing you come by.

[goingthroughaphase]

Sure thing. It sounds like a pretty standard check-up, yeah?

video;

[mynameisallen]

I figured my only thought was what exactly will happen. Because I know some people have some...ways of checking things that I wouldn't be at all comfortable with.

[Thanks Komui for traumatizing him when he first arrived at the Order. Checking his innocence was fun.]

But I understand how important it is to have something like this.

Re: video;

[strawberryprotector]

I can understand that fear, there are some pretty unscrupulous bastards back home that would use a request like this to do nasty shit. All I want to do is get a baseline for vitals, maybe check reflexes, and make a note of any pre-existing conditions that might impact your health or future treatment of injuries or illness. Any question I ask, you can refuse to answer.

video;

[mynameisallen]

"Okay I understand that. It's good to have a little warning. When I first arrived at a new place I had to have a look over and wasn't warned about how something was dealt with... to say I was surprised and it wasn't fun was an understatement.

[redarrowqueen]

[Private audio]

Will the fact that pre train was "screw or die" island be a factor? [Yes air quotes included]

[strawberryprotector]

[Private Audio]

Only if you contracted any STIs that need to be treated that currently aren't being taken care of. It's a safe space, and your personal medical history will be kept private, I promise.

[redarrowqueen]

[Private audio]

Can I be tested? I should know just how screwed up I am right? [But thankfully she is STI free, just paranoid.]