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[badassfreakingoverlord]

[Oh look, it's that annoying book who insists the garden car is his domain, glaring into the ICP camera like he's pretty much daring anyone to argue about that point.]

Okay, before I go binding spirits into items and having I don't know what the hell what'll happen in this specific case, does anyone here have a more conventional method of raising the dead?

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[flatteries]

[ There's a small pause at the mention of the word 'god', but.. you know what? Inigo is just going to turn off his brain here and not question any of it anymore. It'd just get too confusing.

But turning his brain off also means Inigo is going to blurt out the first dumb thing that comes to mind. For example: ]

.. you know, I did not imagine you had this kind of sweet side to you.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

[Zetta falls out of frame. A 'whump' is the only indication that he's gone completely catatonic for a moment.]

[But only a moment. He shoots back up, way too close to the ICP.] SWEET HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS! You don't get it at all! Look, Elfnein is gonna grow up to be a stone-cold fox and it would be completely wrong for her to hook up with someone NOT Romeo, that's all!

[flatteries]

[ Believe it or not, for a moment Inigo is actually worried when Zetta slides out of frame like that. Is he okay?! What just happened?! But then he returns again to yell, and while that does elicit a surprised yelp from Inigo, at least he's glad Zetta seems to be just fine.

More or less, anyway. ]

But.. that's a sweet concern, isn't it? You clearly care about the future fate of your friends!

[ Yes. He said friends. ]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

THEY'RE NOT FRIENDS!

[Quite possibly, Inigo will hear Zetta's actual voice faintly in the distance.]

They're useful allies with vast potential for evil!

[flatteries]

[ Is there an echo around here somewhere? ]

Wait, we are talking about the same people here, right? I'm fairly sure that Romeo kid doesn't have a single evil bone in his body. I'm pretty sure I have more evil in me than that, and that's saying something. [ So that can't be it. Zetta is probably just like Gerome, Inigo figures. The type who'd rather die than admit to the faintest friendship. ]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

...Yeah, he's a serious long-term project. They both are. I've been slowly coaxing them to the path of evil for a long time now.

[Zetta refuses to acknowledge he hasn't been successful in the slightest, and that even given the difficulty he hasn't been trying very hard.]

[flatteries]

Oh man. You're such a hardworking guy, aren't you?

[ Yes, he's teasing.. Look, he doesn't get to do this often, let the boy enjoy the moment. ]

It sure has to be tough taking care of future allies in evil!

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Damn straight it is. Especially when they're do-gooding kids. I feel like I'm fricking Mark Summers over here, except no one takes the dares!

[flatteries]

Mark.. [ Hold on, give him a moment here. He feels like there's something going way over his head...

He gives up quickly on trying to figure it out though. ]

Well, I'm not sure if you've noticed, but most of the kids here are of the do-gooding variety.

[ Inigo included. He just doesn't see himself as a kid. ]

I think you might just have ended up in ths wrong place for that kind of thing.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

And that's my fault how? [He never asked for this! Stupid heaven! Stupid train! All he wants is to just get his damn body and Netherworld back! Why is that such a pain?] But I'm not one to quit just because the going's difficult!

[flatteries]

Well, good luck with it then.

[ Judging by Inigo's tone, he doesn't have too much faith in it.. He's mostly just amused. ]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Hyaaaha ha ha ha ha! I don't need good luck! I'm a freaking Overlord! The most badass one in the entire cosmos!

[If ego is key to success in any endeavor, Zetta will succeed, no doubt.]

When Elfnein and Romeo become tyrants of the cosmos, you'll know who to thank!

[flatteries]

[ Zetta.. you may be totally ridiculous, but at least that ego is something Inigo can envy him for. ]

I, for one, welcome those new tyrants. [ Because the idea of cute kids ruling over the entire cosmos is just hilarious. ]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

You should tell them that. Help them embrace their destiny! [Get it into their head to do evil! Come on, work with him here!]

[flatteries]

Aren't you worried I might be a bit too much of a goody-two-shoes influence, even if I'd encourage them?

[ Look, he's at least self-aware enough to know that much about himself. ]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Please. There's no way you won't influence them poorly. It's like how any color at all will stain pure white.

[Try to work out who that compliments and who that insults, Zetta dares you.]

[flatteries]

[ There's a pause.

You can almost hear the gears in Inigo's brain doing overtime as he tries to figure out exactly that.. ]

Why, thank you! I am a very colorful person. [ .. apparently that's the conclusion his brain reached. ]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Yuh-huh. [Not really much response he can make to a comment like that. Kid's insane.] Besides, nothing can happen if they wreck themselves.