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[badassfreakingoverlord]

[Oh look, it's that annoying book who insists the garden car is his domain, glaring into the ICP camera like he's pretty much daring anyone to argue about that point.]

Okay, before I go binding spirits into items and having I don't know what the hell what'll happen in this specific case, does anyone here have a more conventional method of raising the dead?

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[badassfreakingoverlord]

...Yeah, he's a serious long-term project. They both are. I've been slowly coaxing them to the path of evil for a long time now.

[Zetta refuses to acknowledge he hasn't been successful in the slightest, and that even given the difficulty he hasn't been trying very hard.]

[flatteries]

Oh man. You're such a hardworking guy, aren't you?

[ Yes, he's teasing.. Look, he doesn't get to do this often, let the boy enjoy the moment. ]

It sure has to be tough taking care of future allies in evil!

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Damn straight it is. Especially when they're do-gooding kids. I feel like I'm fricking Mark Summers over here, except no one takes the dares!

[flatteries]

Mark.. [ Hold on, give him a moment here. He feels like there's something going way over his head...

He gives up quickly on trying to figure it out though. ]

Well, I'm not sure if you've noticed, but most of the kids here are of the do-gooding variety.

[ Inigo included. He just doesn't see himself as a kid. ]

I think you might just have ended up in ths wrong place for that kind of thing.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

And that's my fault how? [He never asked for this! Stupid heaven! Stupid train! All he wants is to just get his damn body and Netherworld back! Why is that such a pain?] But I'm not one to quit just because the going's difficult!

[flatteries]

Well, good luck with it then.

[ Judging by Inigo's tone, he doesn't have too much faith in it.. He's mostly just amused. ]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Hyaaaha ha ha ha ha! I don't need good luck! I'm a freaking Overlord! The most badass one in the entire cosmos!

[If ego is key to success in any endeavor, Zetta will succeed, no doubt.]

When Elfnein and Romeo become tyrants of the cosmos, you'll know who to thank!

[flatteries]

[ Zetta.. you may be totally ridiculous, but at least that ego is something Inigo can envy him for. ]

I, for one, welcome those new tyrants. [ Because the idea of cute kids ruling over the entire cosmos is just hilarious. ]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

You should tell them that. Help them embrace their destiny! [Get it into their head to do evil! Come on, work with him here!]

[flatteries]

Aren't you worried I might be a bit too much of a goody-two-shoes influence, even if I'd encourage them?

[ Look, he's at least self-aware enough to know that much about himself. ]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Please. There's no way you won't influence them poorly. It's like how any color at all will stain pure white.

[Try to work out who that compliments and who that insults, Zetta dares you.]

[flatteries]

[ There's a pause.

You can almost hear the gears in Inigo's brain doing overtime as he tries to figure out exactly that.. ]

Why, thank you! I am a very colorful person. [ .. apparently that's the conclusion his brain reached. ]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Yuh-huh. [Not really much response he can make to a comment like that. Kid's insane.] Besides, nothing can happen if they wreck themselves.