Audio. Day 14.

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Hello everyone, have the slightly breathless voice of Peter Parker. He's also talking much faster than usual. Wonder why. ]


Ohmigod, guys!

that survey thing asked people if they could swim. I can swim and like if you can't I'll teach you.

or I'll try to teach you.

anyone else wanna volunteer their services as a swim coach? You know, if we like get a swimming pool or something?

Wouldn't that be awesome? I mean, it couldn't be too deep-probably another double floor car-you have the pool up top and like a landing type thing? How would that work? Can they make the train wider? I mean it's not like we're on tracks. Or are we? Are their train tracks in the void?

...

Can't be, right? Like who even put them there?

and WOW this got rambly so uh... I'm just gonna...

[ he shuts the feed off. ]

Comments

[stealsyourheart]

Caffiene AND sugar! [ He chortles ] Isn't that healing thingamy of yours supposed to process that stuff out of your system real fast?

[ He snorts, sitting up and moving ]

Prepare to lose~

[hashtagparkerluck]

Eh, it can get kinda faulty if if I'm not eating enough.

[ Like that's not an alarming statement. ]

Dude-Crisis on is the one where we work on teams. Unless you think we're both gonna lose-it's a the creepy level so maybe.

[stealsyourheart]

Shit man, do I need to force-feed you?

[ Kaito eyes him ]

And here I thought the little detective was bad... Oh, that one. Well, if you're unable to hit the keys because you're twitching...~

[hashtagparkerluck]

What? No! I just mean that I have to have like an insane about of calories to keep up with metabolism-like five or six thousand a day and that's just not really doable here-I mean maybe but other people gotta eat too, so I kinda cut corners here and there.

[ It's not like he's starving himself. And as long as his healing factor is still working then it's fine. Even if it is a little slower. ]

Uh... sure. I mean, I was gonna say screaming but yeah, twitching sounds better. I tried to do the level with Wade once and we got so creamed.

[stealsyourheart]

So what I'm hearing is that I need to forcefeed you. [ Kaito deadpans back at him ] Or did it not occur to you that MAYBE that's why you caught voidflu.

[hashtagparkerluck]

I did-I did think about that. [ He admits. ]

But I mean, I-well it's not like I'm not eating. We only get so much food a week and there's three Spider-Powered teens and more super powered teens so I kinda cut back a little. But just a little.

[stealsyourheart]

[ Kaito stops, crosses his arms, and glares ]

Clearly too much, you idiot! Good grief, and I thought Conan was bad!

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Just shrugs. ]

But other people have to eat, too. It's not a big deal.

[stealsyourheart]

It is if you're getting sick.

[ Kaito says pointedly ]

Does Tony-san know about this? Or your Aunt May?

[hashtagparkerluck]

Uh...

[... ]

They probably suspect?

But you don't need to confirm it for them!

[stealsyourheart]

[ Kaito's only answer is a spreading shark-grin ]

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Peter's face Pales a bit, suddenly feeling like maybe he should try and black Kaito somehow. ]

I said they don't need you telling them!

[stealsyourheart]

[ SLOWLY. RAISES HIS COMMUNICATOR. STILL GRINING ]

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Do you know how much Aunt May is gonna worry if she finds out out about this? She's gonna freak! ]

No!

Don't!

[ And in his panic he decides to web the ICP. Ha! Now what! ]

[stealsyourheart]

[ AS SHE SHOULD ]

Rude~

[ Nice try, but he's a magician Peter. Even if he wasn't a thief on the side, magicians are pefectly able to pick pockets!

He snaps his fingers, and oh gee, is that Peter's ICP? ]

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ HEY MAN, TATTLING'S NOT COOL )8< ]

H-Hey! You can't do that! That's cheating!

[ and using his webbing isn't, apparently. ]

[stealsyourheart]

[ Not eating is even MORE not cool! ]

What, and your webbing isn't?

[ CLICK ]