Audio. Day 14.

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Hello everyone, have the slightly breathless voice of Peter Parker. He's also talking much faster than usual. Wonder why. ]


Ohmigod, guys!

that survey thing asked people if they could swim. I can swim and like if you can't I'll teach you.

or I'll try to teach you.

anyone else wanna volunteer their services as a swim coach? You know, if we like get a swimming pool or something?

Wouldn't that be awesome? I mean, it couldn't be too deep-probably another double floor car-you have the pool up top and like a landing type thing? How would that work? Can they make the train wider? I mean it's not like we're on tracks. Or are we? Are their train tracks in the void?

...

Can't be, right? Like who even put them there?

and WOW this got rambly so uh... I'm just gonna...

[ he shuts the feed off. ]

Comments

[stealsyourheart]

[ Kaito stops, crosses his arms, and glares ]

Clearly too much, you idiot! Good grief, and I thought Conan was bad!

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Just shrugs. ]

But other people have to eat, too. It's not a big deal.

[stealsyourheart]

It is if you're getting sick.

[ Kaito says pointedly ]

Does Tony-san know about this? Or your Aunt May?

[hashtagparkerluck]

Uh...

[... ]

They probably suspect?

But you don't need to confirm it for them!

[stealsyourheart]

[ Kaito's only answer is a spreading shark-grin ]

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Peter's face Pales a bit, suddenly feeling like maybe he should try and black Kaito somehow. ]

I said they don't need you telling them!

[stealsyourheart]

[ SLOWLY. RAISES HIS COMMUNICATOR. STILL GRINING ]

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Do you know how much Aunt May is gonna worry if she finds out out about this? She's gonna freak! ]

No!

Don't!

[ And in his panic he decides to web the ICP. Ha! Now what! ]

[stealsyourheart]

[ AS SHE SHOULD ]

Rude~

[ Nice try, but he's a magician Peter. Even if he wasn't a thief on the side, magicians are pefectly able to pick pockets!

He snaps his fingers, and oh gee, is that Peter's ICP? ]

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ HEY MAN, TATTLING'S NOT COOL )8< ]

H-Hey! You can't do that! That's cheating!

[ and using his webbing isn't, apparently. ]

[stealsyourheart]

[ Not eating is even MORE not cool! ]

What, and your webbing isn't?

[ CLICK ]