video post... from Peter's ICP, if anyone can detect that

[stealsyourheart]

Heeeeeeeyyyyyy Tony-san! Parker-san! Peter's being an idiot and restricting his eating! Tell him he's an idiot!

[ Somewhere behind him is Peter protesting 'Hey that's cheating!' ]

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[hashtagparkerluck]

[ He's just waiting for the flood to come now that Kaito had to go and open the gate. ]

I told you! Other people gotta eat too! And I'm not like losing weight or anything-I don't think. I mean I haven't really weighed myself in a while-but really it's fine!

[stealsyourheart]

[ Mwhahaha ]

Then why don't you request more food rather than junk? [ He lifts an eyebrow at him ] You don't seriously think that 'I get really sick' counts as 'fine' do you?

[mayp]

Peter Benjamin! There's enough food for everyone and you will go eat all that you need to eat. You need to stay healthy.

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Excuse him while his heart skips a beat. He just got middle-named. Ouch. ]

I'm not unhealthy!

[ Says Void Flu patient zero. ]

[stealsyourheart]

Your aunt knows where it's at~

[hashtagparkerluck]

Hey! You stay out of this!

[ He tries to shove Kaito away, clearly he's not using his strength because it was a very weak attempt. ]

[stealsyourheart]

[ He might not be trying hard, but neither is Kaito, who topples over cackling ]

[mayp]

Which is why you were sick so recently?

[runs_on_batteries]

[ooc: Crazy late and I'm still tagging in, cus I do what I want, ok?]

What?!

[stealsyourheart]

[ lol ]

Peter's being baaaaaaaad~

[runs_on_batteries]

How do you recommend we punish him this time? Make him eat spaghetti till it's coming out his ears or chain him to an ICP and have him watch a 'How To' video a hundred times in a row?

[stealsyourheart]

Man, that's up to you grownups. I've done my duty and tattled~

[runs_on_batteries]

Really? You're going to just bail now? With that brilliant and devilish mind of yours, you're going to just leave me hanging?

[stealsyourheart]

[ Piously ]

I have done my duty as a good friend to get him in trouble with the authorities, and now as his good friend it is my duty to help him get out~

[runs_on_batteries]

Help me decide how to punish him or I'll ask the train for a pet piranha.

[stealsyourheart]

You do that and you will be wearing nothing but pink for the next laundry cycle.

[runs_on_batteries]

[Tony fell over laughing.

Eventually the ICP shuts off.]

[stealsyourheart]

[ WIN ]