Nebula 2, Evening | A Matter of Great Importance [Video]

[consider8]

[The video opens and there is a pouting octoteen glowering into the screen.]

Everyone, it has come to my attention that we have a new karaoke machine. I was excited at first because that sounds like a lot of fun, but when I started it I saw that there were squids performing on the screen.

I know that many of you are human or human-adjacent and that the representation of other species may be too much to ask, but I have to ask: why squids? Why not octopi? This seems very unfair.

I won't be looking at a gift fish if it has gone south but this is very frustrating to me personally. Are octopus really held in such low regard to squid?

Please let me know. I am quite upset.

Comments

[jingyeets]

Oh, that was me, I spent my points on the thing.

( like maybe he could have started with that, but no, he's here for "complain to the train" like any good friend is. he's also waving a hand dismissively. )

No way was it on purpose, I never said anything about squid or octopuses or anything else. I didn't even remember what it was called, so I described what I thought it did?

[consider8]

Oh, you did?

[Actually it does make her feel better knowing that the order wasn't intentional. Plus wasn't he one of those guys from a world that had less advanced technology? She's starting to wonder if there should be some kind of list...]

[Regardless, that revelation goes a long way.]

So we can blame the train, then. [At last, the correct conclusion! ...kinda]

[jingyeets]

( Yeah maybe it would help, given he's just blindly ordered something on hear-say and zero understanding of what the thing itself is, until, well, when it arrived. Then he learned. Oh, he learned. )

Isn't the train the root cause of most everything?

( LET THE TRUTH BE STATED REPEATEDLY OUT LOUD WHERE THE TRAIN IS ALWAYS LISTENING )

[consider8]

[That gets a laugh out of her, but she quickly reconsiders.]

Its why we're here, certainly, but I think those places we went to were going to be in trouble whether the train went to them or not.

So we can't blame the train for everything.

[She dislikes the train too, but she has a need to be right and correct wrong information.]

[jingyeets]

No, no, blaming those things on the train is silly, but blaming on-train things on the train? Fair game.