day 15, fiddlesticks ; video from S4CA

[maxwellsdaemon]

[The sound of rustling. A muffled curse. And then a sigh and a voice, just off screen, is heard.]

Guys... I'd just like to make a PSA about the dangers of Lightning.

Now I was just an innocent bystander! It was an innocent comment. I mentioned socks. And she spoke of some dreaded onesis from some party I wasn't here for.

I think she cursed me, guys!

[And with a flurish and a wave of his arms, Duo steps in front of the ICP in all of his unicorned glory... and promptly bursts out laughing.]

Seriously though, I think I was screwed over on the random clothes thing... But it's great for a laugh and, okay, it's surprisingly comfy. [He says as he sways this way and that, swinging his hips and damn near giggling.]

Think the other clothes I can use. But does anyone want this? [And here he'd hold up a little blue number complete with frills and white tights slung over the shoulder of them.] Bidding starts at whoever wants it first gets it!

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[stealsyourheart]

[ No words, only wheezing laughter ]

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[maxwellsdaemon]

You know I know where you live, right? [Duo TRIES to sound threatening... and it probably would have worked if he wasn't trying not to laugh as well!]

[stealsyourheart]

[ Kaito waves a vague hand at him before gathering himself enough to speak ]

Yeah, yeah~ Your revenge will be swift, and unforgettable? [ Snicker ] Will it come in onesies?

[maxwellsdaemon]

Swift and merciless. [Duo growled.] And damn right I'll be in my onesie! My revenge will be all the sweeter for it!

[stealsyourheart]

Swift and fuzzy!

[ Snigger ]

[maxwellsdaemon]

[Glaring now. He stole this one from a friend, while it wasn't as good of a Death Glare as Heero's, it came pretty close.]

The fuzziest.

[stealsyourheart]

[ Sadly, Kaito is apparently utterly unphased ]

Do I get a onesie too after the revenge is enacted~?

[maxwellsdaemon]

...

[And now... he just pouts.]

I kinda hate you. Seriously.

And no. You don't get an awesome onesie. Everyone else does! But you will be onesieless!

[stealsyourheart]

[ Look, Heero might be able to get a flinch, but Duo is no Heero, and Kaito has been dealing with the Prolific Profanity And Rage of Inspector Nakamori for the last year, he's kinda immune ]

No! [ He gasps dramatically ]

You would deny me the softness and comfort of the Onesie?

[maxwellsdaemon]

[His lips twitch. Trying hard not to smile.]

Nope. No onesie for you. You should feel this one man, it's so soft! You'll never know this softness! You will be bereft of softness.

[stealsyourheart]

[ He SAW that ]

No!

[ DRAMATIC SWOONING IS GO ]

I need the softness! FORGIVE ME! JUST FOR ONE TOUCH!

[maxwellsdaemon]

No touchy!

[Duo waggled a finger at the screen and smirked]

I might forgive you... What're you gonna offer for my forgiveness?

[stealsyourheart]

[ GASPING DRAMATICALLY AS IF DYING ]

Please! I beg forgiveness!!

[ Hmmmmm ]

I will use my points to buy a big chocolate bar for you.

[maxwellsdaemon]

Sold, to the man who does card tricks!

[Duo burst out laughing.]

[stealsyourheart]

BOOYAH!

[ Kaito laughs, and confetti showers from somewhere around his head ]