day 15, fiddlesticks ; video from S4CA

[maxwellsdaemon]

[The sound of rustling. A muffled curse. And then a sigh and a voice, just off screen, is heard.]

Guys... I'd just like to make a PSA about the dangers of Lightning.

Now I was just an innocent bystander! It was an innocent comment. I mentioned socks. And she spoke of some dreaded onesis from some party I wasn't here for.

I think she cursed me, guys!

[And with a flurish and a wave of his arms, Duo steps in front of the ICP in all of his unicorned glory... and promptly bursts out laughing.]

Seriously though, I think I was screwed over on the random clothes thing... But it's great for a laugh and, okay, it's surprisingly comfy. [He says as he sways this way and that, swinging his hips and damn near giggling.]

Think the other clothes I can use. But does anyone want this? [And here he'd hold up a little blue number complete with frills and white tights slung over the shoulder of them.] Bidding starts at whoever wants it first gets it!

Comments

video from 1A

[enthunder]

So much for not challenging the 'Power of Worse'.

[maxwellsdaemon]

[Starts laughing]

Never challenge it! It'll always come back and bite you on the ass!

[enthunder]

I'd say I'm sorry my advice got you wearing that, but if it's comfy, then... [ She shrugs! Who's judging, here? ]

[maxwellsdaemon]

Fabric is surprisingly soft... So it works out!

[enthunder]

Hope you get a bite for the other one, but I've got weird coats of my own to deal with.

[maxwellsdaemon]

Seriously? You got screwed over too?

[enthunder]

Did you see the shirt? I think there was more fabric in the frills than there was in the rest of the outfit...

[maxwellsdaemon]

Oh man, I saw that... Yeah, okay, you know my pain and suffering. Forgive me!

[bethereprompto]

I could probably do something with the fabric if no one else wants it. But really, if someone else has a use for it that's cool.

[maxwellsdaemon]

First come, first serve! If you want it you can have it, buddy!

[bethereprompto]

[He lets out a hoot of victory!]

Do you want us to dye your onesie? I mean, it's kind of awesome as it is, but I'd def be willing to help a bro out.

[maxwellsdaemon]

Nah, I think it's fine. I mean black is my shade. It's just this.. [He poked at the unicorn on the front with a sigh.] Not the most badass of the mythical beasties!

[bethereprompto]

It's a horse with a sword on it's forehead! How is that not badass?

[maxwellsdaemon]

Not a sword a magical horn... Now if it was a horse with a bazooka, we're talking badass ponies!

Or those horses with wings. Those black ones. Night Mares! Black with flames and shit!

[bethereprompto]

Well.. okay, yeah, those do sound cool too.

And isn't a horn just the animal version of a sword? It's not their fault! They don't have thumbs!

[maxwellsdaemon]

Dude, horns are made of hair! That's not a sword, it's hair!

[bethereprompto]

They are?

[Whoa.. he did NOT know that!]

You say that, but have you ever been gored? Hair or sword, it hurts!

[maxwellsdaemon]

Can't say I've ever been near wild animal like that... except a feral cat or two but those ain't the same!

[bethereprompto]

[Okay so maybe Prompto had never personally been gored, but after witnessing someone else get gored he could easily guess it wasn't a pleasant experience. That was similar enough that hadn't been a lie, right?]

That's cool. My buds and I used to go hunting for money or to get an area clear of something terrorizing the people nearby.

.. You know I could easily make that outfit you're wearing into a hoodie and pant set if you don't like the whole one piece thing.

[maxwellsdaemon]

[Looks rather interested at that.]

Yeah? You could do that? ... It'd save me having to strip when I need to use the bathroom!

[bethereprompto]

Sure, that'd be easy to do! I bet if you switched that top part with your purple cargo pants, it'd be an awesome look too. Do you have any dyed black pants?

[maxwellsdaemon]

Uh, my pants are already black! My hoodie and shirts are purple though.

[bethereprompto]

Hey so there you go. Just mix and match or if you're ready to rock the full look, do it! I bet you can pull it off.

[laurefindil]

If it can kill you, does it matter?

Unicorns are quite badass. Which is why I tried to convince Yuffie that the Unicorn should be Team Purple's mascot instead of the cactus thing.

[maxwellsdaemon]

... Alright, if it was our teams mascot then maybe it wouldn't be so bad. It'd be solidarity or something!

[laurefindil]

We could start a thing. Talk to Sarai and Dread and Luke, they're the Team Leaders, after all.

[maxwellsdaemon]

We sure could! Sounds like a plan!

voice

[pleple]

...majestic.

[ Oh god. ]

[maxwellsdaemon]

Are you impressed by how amazing I look?

I can't see your face, but I can hear the awe in your voice! [Is very clearly trying not to laugh, but is struggling to keep a straight face.]

[pleple]

Absolutely bursting with awe.

[maxwellsdaemon]

I knew it!

video

[stealsyourheart]

[ No words, only wheezing laughter ]

Re: video

[maxwellsdaemon]

You know I know where you live, right? [Duo TRIES to sound threatening... and it probably would have worked if he wasn't trying not to laugh as well!]

[stealsyourheart]

[ Kaito waves a vague hand at him before gathering himself enough to speak ]

Yeah, yeah~ Your revenge will be swift, and unforgettable? [ Snicker ] Will it come in onesies?

[maxwellsdaemon]

Swift and merciless. [Duo growled.] And damn right I'll be in my onesie! My revenge will be all the sweeter for it!

[stealsyourheart]

Swift and fuzzy!

[ Snigger ]

[maxwellsdaemon]

[Glaring now. He stole this one from a friend, while it wasn't as good of a Death Glare as Heero's, it came pretty close.]

The fuzziest.

[stealsyourheart]

[ Sadly, Kaito is apparently utterly unphased ]

Do I get a onesie too after the revenge is enacted~?

[maxwellsdaemon]

...

[And now... he just pouts.]

I kinda hate you. Seriously.

And no. You don't get an awesome onesie. Everyone else does! But you will be onesieless!

[stealsyourheart]

[ Look, Heero might be able to get a flinch, but Duo is no Heero, and Kaito has been dealing with the Prolific Profanity And Rage of Inspector Nakamori for the last year, he's kinda immune ]

No! [ He gasps dramatically ]

You would deny me the softness and comfort of the Onesie?

[maxwellsdaemon]

[His lips twitch. Trying hard not to smile.]

Nope. No onesie for you. You should feel this one man, it's so soft! You'll never know this softness! You will be bereft of softness.

[stealsyourheart]

[ He SAW that ]

No!

[ DRAMATIC SWOONING IS GO ]

I need the softness! FORGIVE ME! JUST FOR ONE TOUCH!

[maxwellsdaemon]

No touchy!

[Duo waggled a finger at the screen and smirked]

I might forgive you... What're you gonna offer for my forgiveness?

[stealsyourheart]

[ GASPING DRAMATICALLY AS IF DYING ]

Please! I beg forgiveness!!

[ Hmmmmm ]

I will use my points to buy a big chocolate bar for you.

[maxwellsdaemon]

Sold, to the man who does card tricks!

[Duo burst out laughing.]

[stealsyourheart]

BOOYAH!

[ Kaito laughs, and confetti showers from somewhere around his head ]