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[dredefulchilde]

I have a question, for those who actually remember their childhoods.

[Joss opens his mouth, revealing an empty gap where one of his upper canines used to be. He holds the tooth—which used to be a fang, before his resurrection—up to the camera.]

This came out about five minutes ago. How long does it usually take for adult teeth to grow back in?

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[dredefulchilde]

[Joss just pouts adorably. The next day Tony will find a beautifully written book report on Rust delivered to his workbench sometime after lunch.]

[runs_on_batteries]

[Just this icon at Peter.]

[Joss gets a hug. And a full lecture on the tooth fairy and it's origins if he seems even slightly still interested.]

[hibana_incursa]

Hey, Mr Stark? I have something you might want to look at. It'll help with Peter's webfluid issue.

[runs_on_batteries]

What's that?

[hibana_incursa]

My webshooters. They don’t need webfluid. They create their own from moisture in the air.

Maybe you could figure out how to violins something like it for Peter.

[runs_on_batteries]

[His eyebrows rise at the offer.]

Let me see what I can do with that. Thank you, Gwen.

[mayp]

Peter. How did you run out of fluid again? You know the rules. Also you better get Tony those reviews on time or I'll ground you too.

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Yikes! Aunt May! ]

Uh.......

[ How Should He Answer? It's time to play: WHEEL. OF. RESPONSES!

1. Accept that he's caught

2. Lie

3. Feign Ignorance

4. Try and change the subject

5. Bad Joke

6. Accept that you're caught with attitude

7. Give him a compliment

8. Completely ignore what just happened

>>9. Get defensive

10. BSoD

]

Why am I in trouble for running out of webfluid!? I made it last!

[mayp]

I didn't say you were in trouble. Yet. I just want to know how you used it. Of course I could ground you for attitude problems if you wish that to happen?

[hashtagparkerluck]

I don't-I can't remember every time I fired off my webs?

[ Yeah, defensive was a bad move. He takes it back. ]

N-no-no, I don't. I'm... sorry.

[mayp]

So there's a chance you could have used them for things you shouldn't have?

[May raises an eyebrow at him]

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ ALERT! ALERT! THIS IS A TRAP! ]

Uh....

[ Definitely a chance. ]

Maybe?

[mayp]

Peter. You know the rules. They're not that hard to follow.

I'm going to have to ground you for a week now.

[hashtagparkerluck]

What? No! You can't do that! Not when we're so close to possibly finally having movies on board. that's so cruel!

Come on, Aunt May! I'm sorry!

[mayp]

Are you sorry because you did it or sorry because you got grounded? To me it seems it is the latter and that's not okay, Peter. You need to learn to listen to the rules.

The movies will still be there once the grounding is over.