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I have a question, for those who actually remember their childhoods.

[Joss opens his mouth, revealing an empty gap where one of his upper canines used to be. He holds the tooth—which used to be a fang, before his resurrection—up to the camera.]

This came out about five minutes ago. How long does it usually take for adult teeth to grow back in?

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[ You see, this is why he didn't want to tell you. ]

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..........................I was..... kidding?

[Joss just laughs.]

[ Wow, thanks Joss. ]

Both of you, I want a book report on 'The Silence of Truth' or 'Rust' before dinner tomorrow. They're in the library. Go.

What did I do?

And why are you using homework as a punishment, that's totally not cool.

You annoyed me. You two are acting like idiots. Because I can.

Take your pick.

Joss, if you'd rather, you can interview people and do a report on the tooth fairy instead.

[ SQUINT ]

I'm not sure any one of those is really a good reason...

Edited 2020-04-27 23:06 (UTC)

I still don’t even know what the “tooth fairy” is.

[To Peter]

You want both book reports?

[To Joss]

That's why you have to go find the information.

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[ He really shouldn't but. ]

[ He should just close his mouth and move on. But is he really capable of that? ]

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Better that than grounded???

[ No. No he's not. ]

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I'll go get started on those book reports....

Edited 2020-04-27 23:13 (UTC)

[Joss just pouts adorably. The next day Tony will find a beautifully written book report on Rust delivered to his workbench sometime after lunch.]

[Just this icon at Peter.]

[Joss gets a hug. And a full lecture on the tooth fairy and it's origins if he seems even slightly still interested.]

Hey, Mr Stark? I have something you might want to look at. It'll help with Peter's webfluid issue.

What's that?

My webshooters. They don’t need webfluid. They create their own from moisture in the air.

Maybe you could figure out how to violins something like it for Peter.

[His eyebrows rise at the offer.]

Let me see what I can do with that. Thank you, Gwen.

Peter. How did you run out of fluid again? You know the rules. Also you better get Tony those reviews on time or I'll ground you too.

[ Yikes! Aunt May! ]

Uh.......

[ How Should He Answer? It's time to play: WHEEL. OF. RESPONSES!

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Why am I in trouble for running out of webfluid!? I made it last!

Edited 2020-04-27 23:37 (UTC)

I didn't say you were in trouble. Yet. I just want to know how you used it. Of course I could ground you for attitude problems if you wish that to happen?