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I have a question, for those who actually remember their childhoods.

[Joss opens his mouth, revealing an empty gap where one of his upper canines used to be. He holds the tooth—which used to be a fang, before his resurrection—up to the camera.]

This came out about five minutes ago. How long does it usually take for adult teeth to grow back in?

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Does this make me a criminal? How will you stop me, then?

[That evil grin is a lot less threatening now that he’s a human child with a missing cuspid.]

I'm still Spider-Man.

[ He makes a WELP face while at the same time holding his hand up like he's about to fire his webs. ]

So you’ll web me up and force me to give it back to the planet we left in terror a few days ago?

At any rate, tell me more about this tooth fairy.

Well, No. Because I'm out of Web Fluid right now and I-God Damn it!

[ SIIIIIGH ]

how long am I grounded for?

Shouldn’t you be asking Stark that, Spider-Man?

I am. I know he's listening.

This is why I stopped pretending to be anything but what I actually am...er, was, very early on.

First of all, everyone can hear you so it's not like I have a choice in the matter.

Second, stop swearing kid.

Third, you're out of web fluid again??

[ You see, this is why he didn't want to tell you. ]

....

............

..........................I was..... kidding?

[Joss just laughs.]

[ Wow, thanks Joss. ]

Both of you, I want a book report on 'The Silence of Truth' or 'Rust' before dinner tomorrow. They're in the library. Go.

What did I do?

And why are you using homework as a punishment, that's totally not cool.

You annoyed me. You two are acting like idiots. Because I can.

Take your pick.

Joss, if you'd rather, you can interview people and do a report on the tooth fairy instead.

[ SQUINT ]

I'm not sure any one of those is really a good reason...

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I still don’t even know what the “tooth fairy” is.

[To Peter]

You want both book reports?

[To Joss]

That's why you have to go find the information.

...

[ He really shouldn't but. ]

[ He should just close his mouth and move on. But is he really capable of that? ]

...

Better that than grounded???

[ No. No he's not. ]

...

I'll go get started on those book reports....

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[Joss just pouts adorably. The next day Tony will find a beautifully written book report on Rust delivered to his workbench sometime after lunch.]

[Just this icon at Peter.]

[Joss gets a hug. And a full lecture on the tooth fairy and it's origins if he seems even slightly still interested.]

Hey, Mr Stark? I have something you might want to look at. It'll help with Peter's webfluid issue.

What's that?

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Peter. How did you run out of fluid again? You know the rules. Also you better get Tony those reviews on time or I'll ground you too.

[ Yikes! Aunt May! ]

Uh.......

[ How Should He Answer? It's time to play: WHEEL. OF. RESPONSES!

]

Why am I in trouble for running out of webfluid!? I made it last!

Edited 2020-04-27 23:37 (UTC)