Video~! Team Mascot Announcement~!

[thegreatninja]

Hey everyone! I was thinking of ways to make our time on the train more fun and with the help of Prompto, I think I have something new and exciting for you all!

[She grins at the screen and those who are paying attention might notice that she's now in mostly black ninja clothes with a headband tied around her forehead.]

Team Mascots!

Ready for it?

Team black. Which is the best team ever, will be a black Chocobo! [She holds up a picture that Prompto had given her.] His name is Ebony.

Team red is a Midgarsormr, which is a cool monstery thing.

Team blue is a turtle. It's like a lizard but with a shell over it that it can hide in. They're pretty cool.

Team orange is a wombat.

Finally! Team purple is a big purple Cactuar!

So there ya go! Team Mascots!

[She looks very proud of herself.]

We also have a few new team black members. Let me know if you wanna sign up.

Yuffie, out.

Comments

threadhopping? [voice]

[mimidaeia]

I agree with Mr. Kaiba.

[Does she know what she's agreeing with? Nope. Will she side with someone she likes just to manipulate some workplace drama? Absolutely.]

So it is not just him who doesn't. Also, Team Orange's mascot isn't "cool" or "big" or even "pretty cool". This is discriminatory.

[springforth]

I am slightly confused. Are these mascots supposed to be the color they're representing because I've never seen a naturally blue turtle and I'm not sure what color those other things are.

But you could do tigers for orange. OR butterflies! Foxes?

[thegreatninja]

I bet you could be cute if you tried.

Maybe bows?

[thegreatninja]

Oh! Here!



ooc: but imagine it drawn more poorly.

Audio

[thegreatninja]

Oh? Who says that some blue people weren't involved?

[They weren't.]

Video

[thegreatninja]

Red are fighters. Purple are big dumb heroes. Oranges are cute. Blue's are smart. Black's are the coolest!

[thegreatninja]

Ta da~!

[thegreatninja]

They are! Though they can be pretty nasty if they get you with their 10,000 needles.

[thegreatninja]

Because their versatile and cute. Don't you think that suits most of those on the orange team?

[thegreatninja]

Nope. They're just animals.

I'd love to see a blue turtle!!!

And nope. Animals are already decided.

[thegreatninja]

It was chosen by several orange team members so take it up with your team dorkus.

[Yuffie doesn't really care. Its been decided and eventually she'll just stop replying to people asking dumb questions or having inferiority complexes over a Wombat.]

[springforth]

Then I just do not understand the rationale. What makes a wom...bat 'versatile'? [You can hear the airquotes] Foxes are adorable and omnivorous! Very versatile, good in packs or on their own, claws good for hunting as well as building burrows.

[mimidaeia]

Okay. Who specifically in the team do we take it up with?

[blue_ice]

...I'd rather die.

Put the bow on the wombat.

[littlefury]

Why not something like a fox, then? Those are even actually orange.

video;

[adropofsunlight]

I have no idea what any of those mascots are, but I would be happy to paint them for each team if needs be.

[She is 100% on board with it and is willing to make things.]

Audio

[chronosexual]

Aw... it's a cute little guy.. What is it, some kind of mascot?

video; since you wanted alice! :D

[irrationally]

[ At least Alice won't bother asking what some of these things are supposed to be. She's used to weird creatures. It's cool. No, clearly there's a more important matter here. ]

Is there a point to these mascots if they aren't present on the train? [ DO YOU REALLY WANT A MONSTER ON THE TRAIN, ALICE... ]

Audio

[callmegladio]

The fact you said you and Prompto tells me no blues were involved.

[ Audio ]

[themasterthief]

[HOW is he on that list? Orange team, yes; cute, definitely not. What the heck, Yuffie.]


Please define your definition of 'cute'. I'm not sure it matches the usual definition of the word.

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[themasterthief]

...are most of these from your world? I don't think I've heard of over half of these creatures.

And I'm not sure whether I should be arguing for a better mascot for Orange team or not. Maybe I should just stick to asking what a chocobo is instead.

Re: Audio

[bethereprompto]

Hey! What are you trying to say here? I'm hurt! So very very hurt.

[He's not. He's smiling and giggly.]

Audio

[callmegladio]

I'm saying I'm insulted at the implication that Blue Team 'hide' in their shells.

Audio

[thegreatninja]

Something like that.

They're pretty nasty beasts back home.

[thegreatninja]

Sounds like something you should find out.

Don't worry. I believe in you.