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[hashtagparkerluck]

Okay so!

[ Here's Peter again, he maybe drinking a Monster Energy drink right at that moment. You can also here the lovely sound of Gwen Stacy giggling in background which is making him giggle. ]

Shh! You're making me laugh. [ And this has absolutely got to be done with a straight face. ]

Gwen and I are going through my laptop and I completely forgot I had this song.

[ cue this song playing over the intercom from Peter's computer. ]

[ Also, both Spider-Teens dissolve into a fit of giggles. ]

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[tholes]

Seriously. You remember I was defrosted in 2012, right? And I still don't see what's wrong with the tune.

[hashtagparkerluck]

So you're telling me-

[ Please hold, he's upside right now and trying to get unstuck from his own web, you might hear some straining in his voice. ]

Mr Stark never tried to Rick Roll you?

[tholes]

Not to my knowledge. But he did load a lot of songs onto my iPod initially.

[hashtagparkerluck]

Man, I'm actually disappointed.

[ He states, stopping his struggling to cross his arms and shake his head. ]

Rick rolling is prank thing you do-you make someone think they're about to see something else by telling them to click a cool link or something and then-! Bam! Rick Astley's Never gonna give you up, or let you down...


Uh... hang on.

[ He's back to trying to get his foot free from his webs again. ]

[tholes]

Yeah, I'm getting that idea.

[ he waits patiently, able to tell something is amiss by the audio coming from the other side of the connection. but since he can't see anything, he can't help. ]

You still haven't told me what's so bad about this song?

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ He's fine. Everything's fine. He definitely didn't get himself and his girlfriend, who can probably be heard in background giggling, stuck in a new version of his webs that ended up being way stickier than he anticipated. Why would you think that? ]

[ Spoilers: That's exactly what he did. ]

Well.. it's not bad it's more just that it's associated with playing a prank on people.

[tholes]

[ See, the giggling might lead Steve to assume that other things might be going on. Considering he's not the completely naive square that certain other team members are totally convinced he is.

Thankfully, the real reason isn't R-rated. ]

Okay. Because I'm still behind on some social things, please explain?

[hibana_incursa]

It's not that the song is ... ow. Peter, that's my hair! It's not that the song is bad? It's more the whole expect one thing, get another.

Like...you get sent a link on how to cook something you've always wanted to try cooking, or some animals that sound like people because whoever sent it knows you think that stuff is fun. You click it...that song plays.

[tholes]

... Huh. [ He thinks that over for a moment, clearly chewing on it mentally. ] And people do this to be funny?

Does it have to be that exact song, or do people switch out other things in practical jokes?

[hashtagparkerluck]

Oops! Sorry!

[ Peter shifts again, back to trying to pull himself free. ]

Sorry-this didn't go as planned.

...

I mean-I guess you could. I'm really regretting I don't have the baby shark song but-

[ A new song comes on. ]

-I have that.

Ouch! Don't do that!

[hibana_incursa]

Ow... OW! What is it with Spider-boys and my hair!?!

[ She's not actually mad. Just frustrated. This stopped being funny a little bit ago. When Peter says ouch to Gwen trying to extract her foot, she sighs and just...rag-dolls. There's nothing else to do but that. ]

I have like...three versions of Baby Shark on my phone, and one video of my brothers singing it to harass my dad. It's in the pocket of my hoodie.

[ A thwip and the sound of fabric rustling and Gwen has her phone, holding it out to Peter. ]

Here.

[hashtagparkerluck]

Sorry!

[ He offers again before taking the phone. ]

Man, why didn't you tell me that before I busted out Rick Astley? We can't do baby shark after T-Swift, I mean I'm not that much of an asshole-ouch!

[ He tries to.. do something? Give her a little more space. It doesn't work. ]

[hibana_incursa]

Would you admit to having five different versions of baby shark on your phone?

[ This is a valid question, Peter. ]