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[hashtagparkerluck]

Okay so!

[ Here's Peter again, he maybe drinking a Monster Energy drink right at that moment. You can also here the lovely sound of Gwen Stacy giggling in background which is making him giggle. ]

Shh! You're making me laugh. [ And this has absolutely got to be done with a straight face. ]

Gwen and I are going through my laptop and I completely forgot I had this song.

[ cue this song playing over the intercom from Peter's computer. ]

[ Also, both Spider-Teens dissolve into a fit of giggles. ]

Comments

[hibana_incursa]

It's not that the song is ... ow. Peter, that's my hair! It's not that the song is bad? It's more the whole expect one thing, get another.

Like...you get sent a link on how to cook something you've always wanted to try cooking, or some animals that sound like people because whoever sent it knows you think that stuff is fun. You click it...that song plays.

[tholes]

... Huh. [ He thinks that over for a moment, clearly chewing on it mentally. ] And people do this to be funny?

Does it have to be that exact song, or do people switch out other things in practical jokes?

[hashtagparkerluck]

Oops! Sorry!

[ Peter shifts again, back to trying to pull himself free. ]

Sorry-this didn't go as planned.

...

I mean-I guess you could. I'm really regretting I don't have the baby shark song but-

[ A new song comes on. ]

-I have that.

Ouch! Don't do that!

[hibana_incursa]

Ow... OW! What is it with Spider-boys and my hair!?!

[ She's not actually mad. Just frustrated. This stopped being funny a little bit ago. When Peter says ouch to Gwen trying to extract her foot, she sighs and just...rag-dolls. There's nothing else to do but that. ]

I have like...three versions of Baby Shark on my phone, and one video of my brothers singing it to harass my dad. It's in the pocket of my hoodie.

[ A thwip and the sound of fabric rustling and Gwen has her phone, holding it out to Peter. ]

Here.

[hashtagparkerluck]

Sorry!

[ He offers again before taking the phone. ]

Man, why didn't you tell me that before I busted out Rick Astley? We can't do baby shark after T-Swift, I mean I'm not that much of an asshole-ouch!

[ He tries to.. do something? Give her a little more space. It doesn't work. ]

[hibana_incursa]

Would you admit to having five different versions of baby shark on your phone?

[ This is a valid question, Peter. ]