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voidtreckernet2019-12-31 02:48 pm
Audio: Someone's Home!.. and pissed
Whoever keeps kidnapping us and stuffing us in a shimatta suitcase needs to go to Hell! Kuso!
[A very angry huff is heard, followed by a much softer 'ow'. Someone wasn't watching where he was going as he stumbled around getting his bearings in the baggage car.]
If you've done anything to my friends while I was gone you're going to regret it! Shimatta!
[A very angry huff is heard, followed by a much softer 'ow'. Someone wasn't watching where he was going as he stumbled around getting his bearings in the baggage car.]
If you've done anything to my friends while I was gone you're going to regret it! Shimatta!

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Madoka walks ahead of him through the door, turning around once she's in the kitchen so she can look at him while speaking. ]
Nothing important, I guess.. Although we did get to have some fun in the snow. The garden carriage was suddenly all covered in snow.
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It's too bad it was only the one carriage. My friends and I from back home love to ski.
[He spots a cake that has a tiny card in front of it stating it was a 'chiffon cake'.]
Hey, look at that! I was right about there being cake in here. Would you like something with it? I can make us some hot chocolate or tea.
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[ She's totally stopped though the moment she turns her head to see what he's talking about when he mentions cake. There really is cake! Sometimes the simple things in life are all you need to get excited - like eating cake with friends, practically one of Madoka's favourite hobbies. Her eyes light up as she glances from the cake back to him. ]
Yes, please! I'd like some tea. Let's have a tea party together to celebrate your safe return..!
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A tea party? Like kids have?
[He was too humored by that.]
Sure, why not? What kind of tea would you like?
[He went over and put the kettle on.]
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[ Her thoughts don't seem to linger on it for too long though, since a pout appears on her face afterwards. ]
Tea parties aren't just for kids though. [ Not that Madoka seems fully offended in the slightest. Her heart is too soft for her to ever feel like that. If anything, her pout is just more cute than anything else, especially on a face like hers... ] I knew someone really cool back home who also held tea parties, you know. It's for anyone who enjoys spending time with other people!
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O- oh.. okay. I didn't.. uh.. I didn't know. Sorry.
[He rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly.]
I really didn't mean anything by it.
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N-- No, no, um..!
[ I present to you: two flustered idiots. Over absolutely nothing. ]
I didn't mean it that way either..! I just.. really like them.. and thought it'd be nice to have one together.. [ If her voice grows anymore meek, it'll be too soft to be audible to human ears. ]
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No, don't worry about it. It's fine. You're um.. it's cute. The tea not um.. I'd love to have a tea party with you!
[Just stop looking at him like that! He'll say he loves whatever you want, he swears!
Not knowing what else to do, he opens the cupboard and sees blueberry and grabs it.]
I- is this okay?
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She still looks a little flustered, but nods at his question. ]
Y.. Yes. That's great, thank you.
[ Madoka sucks in a breath, giving him a small (although maybe still a tad nervous) smile. ]
I-I'll cut the cake!
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Thank you.
[Why was he thanking her like she just did him a huge favor? They were trying to have a tea party (seriously wth Hattori, you're 17 and having a tea party) so someone had to cut the cake. That had sounded more like she'd cured cancer.
...
If he had strawberry tea, he could've joked she was like Strawberry Shortcake.]
Do you know who Strawberry Shortcake is?
[Hattori, why? He didn't even have a good segue from this question to the dumb thing that popped in his head!]
Is uh.. strawberry tea a thing?
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[ At least focusing on trying to find a knife to cut the cake with has distracted Madoka enough from feeling flustered for now.. But it also means that her brain needs a moment to catch back up with Hattori when he suddenly asks her that.
She's at least polite enough to look over at him while she thinks. ]
Strawberry shortcake? .. That's a kind of cake, right?
[ Maybe a little too one-minded when it comes to sugar there, Madoka.. ]
Strawberry tea definitely exists though! [ She tilts her head sideways a bit, wondering why he could be asking that.. (Yes, the fact he made an awkward segue went just about five miles over her head. Count yourself lucky, Hattori..) ] Oh, do you maybe like strawberries? If we don't have the flavor here, I could try to make some strawberry tea for you myself.
[ Let her help you!!! ]
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[Let's just go with that. That sounds good. Comparing Madoka to Strawberry Shortcake suddenly seems like a really stupid idea anyway. After all, she might ask him to explain it!
However, then she's offering to make him some and he gets flustered again.]
What? No! No, that's.. thank you, Madoka. That's really nice of you. I was just wondering if there was. I like blueberries. Promise!
[Did that really warrant a 'promise' there? Nope.]
How would you make it if we don't have the strawberry tea?
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[ So it's probably for the best that the idea was only hypothetical. She'd feel so bad if he liked the idea and she wouldn't have been able to make it for him! Madoka blushes a bit at the very idea of it.
She shakes her head, quickly trying to snap herself out of it before they're forever trapped in this cycle of being flustered. ]
E.. Either way..! Look, I cut off a piece of the cake for you. I bet it's delicious.
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Thanks! The tea should be ready in a couple minutes. Who do you think keeps making all these sweets? I swear I've put on five pounds since I got here.
[Says the skinny idiot.]
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[ Madoka's eyes immediately grow wide. She looks at him, wondering how he could possibly have put on weight when he looks like that. (Granted, it'd probably help if Madoka understood the concept of a hyperbole, huh..) ]
It doesn't look like it at all..! [ It's at that moment that she does seem to realise she's maybe staring a little bit too much, so she quickly turns her gaze back to the cake before speaking up again after another moment. ] I actually kind of thought you looked like an athlete..
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[Why was this so awkward? He was just talking to a cute gi- wait, did he really think that? Yikes. Maybe tea was a bad idea.
Then his brain just short circuits when she says he looked athletic (which clearly meant attractive, right??).
He should probably say something instead of just stand here slack jaw staring at her.]
Uh, thank you. That's very kind of you to say.
[Thank god the kettle started to whistle giving him something to do. Pouring the hot water into the teapot, he dropped the teabags in.]
Do you want me to microwave the cake to heat it up?
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Well, as long as he's happy with it, she is too. Madoka manages to get over her own awkwardness enough at that thought to smile a little as she brings the pieces of cake over to him. ]
Yes, please. Here you go!
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He warms up both pieces of cake and gets forks for them. Setting out tea cups, saucers and all, he added a spoonful of sugar to his. Taking a bite, he hummed with approval.]
It looks kind of plain, but it has a really nice flavor. How's your tea?
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[ She seems to be enjoying it, anyway. Although the presence of a cake sure helps with that.. But Madoka means it.
After eating another bite of cake and swallowing it, she looks like she's thinking for a moment, and then speaks up again. ]
.. thank you for doing this with me. It's fun. [ Sure, some people might find something like this a little too simple to call it "fun".. but Madoka is easily pleased. ] Maybe.. if you don't mind, we could do it again sometime..? Even if there wouldn't be cake, I still like your tea.
Well, and your company, of course..!
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I'd like that. I'll see if I can't figure out how to get strawberry tea for you next time too.
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Thank you. [ Madoka can't help but think it's really sweet of him to want to help her by doing that. ] Don't worry if you can't, though. Some things are just harder to get than usually since we're all stuck here..
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[He gave her a polite bow of his head.]