Maybe you should've thought twice then before saying that..!

[ Is Inigo just as sore because of their stupid tumble to the ground as Tidus is? Of course, though Inigo does have the slight added benefit of not being the one who's mainly on the bottom of this boy pile, so he's probably had a little bit more luck when it comes to the physical department than Tidus.

.. and it doesn't even seem like he's planning on voluntarily getting up, since he's not moving. Maybe Tidus will have to physically throw him off to end this boy pile. ]

You know how much I like candy! [ He likes it so much, apparently, that he is currently sounding like a big dumb whiny baby about it.

The only thing missing is actual tears, honestly. ] Why would you do this to me, Tiduuuus?!

[ Whine.

So much whining.

This is your best pal, Tidus. ]