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voidtreckernet2022-01-06 02:04 pm
firewalled) wrote in voidtreckernet2022-01-06 02:04 pm
Poi 05 - Voice
...It's Rich.
[Might as well not bother with preamble, though that's certainly odd for him. Odder still that he has the video off, even if there's still the faint strumming of guitar suggesting that he's nervously plucking at strings as he often does.]
I'm 18 now, according to the roster. Guess I missed my birthday. I knew it was coming up, but I was kinda distracted with stuff.
[Like having a mental crisis for the better part of two months at least.]
Anyways, was just wondering like... what's the longest someone's been stuck here before they got to go back home? Maybe, uh, maybe it was wishful thinking? But I was kinda thinking with the whole Ministry investigation and how fucking useless I am on the missions that the train would boot me off by now.
[He's really trying to laugh, trying to make that sound like a joke.]
Just. Was thinking about it. At this point, my friends back home probably assume my dad stabbed me or shit... maybe they'll believe those messages we got to send at that river, but more likely they'll think I'm nuts.
[Just another certified Rich Goranski Comedy Routine. He'll be here all week, folks.]
[Might as well not bother with preamble, though that's certainly odd for him. Odder still that he has the video off, even if there's still the faint strumming of guitar suggesting that he's nervously plucking at strings as he often does.]
I'm 18 now, according to the roster. Guess I missed my birthday. I knew it was coming up, but I was kinda distracted with stuff.
[Like having a mental crisis for the better part of two months at least.]
Anyways, was just wondering like... what's the longest someone's been stuck here before they got to go back home? Maybe, uh, maybe it was wishful thinking? But I was kinda thinking with the whole Ministry investigation and how fucking useless I am on the missions that the train would boot me off by now.
[He's really trying to laugh, trying to make that sound like a joke.]
Just. Was thinking about it. At this point, my friends back home probably assume my dad stabbed me or shit... maybe they'll believe those messages we got to send at that river, but more likely they'll think I'm nuts.
[Just another certified Rich Goranski Comedy Routine. He'll be here all week, folks.]
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Believe me or don't, that's your choice. But I'm not lying to you, whether you believe that or not.
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I've had enough of that bullshit to last me, thanks.