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[hashtagparkerluck]

Guys!

[ Oh look, it's the slightly out of breath sound of Peter Parker's voice. ]

I really need to know how we get more points because I only have like two right now and I really, really wanna buy some redbull I haven't had any since like three months now? That's just not right.

Anyway, do you think you just like... go around shaking people's hands? I can do that. I'm super good at doing that! I just don't know if that's actually how this works.

[ Edit: ]

Uh just so everyone knows, this was in no way an attempt to get people to buy me redbull. Please do not do that. That's not what I want. I really just want to know how you get more points. that's all.

[ Ignoring that Renee already put the order in. ]

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Sorry Joss is such a little shit.

[dredefulchilde]

Ah, now I see why you're not very tall. It's stunting your growth.

[It's not like the second shortest person on the train should be talking or anything.]

[hashtagparkerluck]

Um. No. It was actually proven that caffeine does not do that. I'd pull up a source and throw a link at you but that's, sadly, not how the train works.

[dredefulchilde]

You don’t need it, you know. You’re rather obnoxiously energetic even without it.

[hashtagparkerluck]

Pssh. I'll metabolize it fast enough, you probably won't even know the difference. Besides, I'm only gonna have a set number so it's not like I'm gonna be drinking one after the other.