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[hashtagparkerluck]

Guys!

[ Oh look, it's the slightly out of breath sound of Peter Parker's voice. ]

I really need to know how we get more points because I only have like two right now and I really, really wanna buy some redbull I haven't had any since like three months now? That's just not right.

Anyway, do you think you just like... go around shaking people's hands? I can do that. I'm super good at doing that! I just don't know if that's actually how this works.

[ Edit: ]

Uh just so everyone knows, this was in no way an attempt to get people to buy me redbull. Please do not do that. That's not what I want. I really just want to know how you get more points. that's all.

[ Ignoring that Renee already put the order in. ]

Comments

[runs_on_batteries]

I do, that's why I'm pointing it out. I know you wouldn't intentionally make people spend their points on something very expensive like this. You've had trouble asking me to spend points on books which you know I would gladly do. So I'm not saying this because I think you're being manipulative or anything, just maybe not thinking this all the way through. You're a good kid.

[Pause.]

Now make another announcement telling people not to buy you that crap before I pull a punishment from my very fun list I've made for you recently. You won't like it.

[hashtagparkerluck]

Did you clear those with Aunt May? That seems a bit extreme.

[runs_on_batteries]

[He makes a face.]

For permission? She's not my aunt! And you bitch when I ask you to pick up a pencil, so I'm pretty sure anything I do you're not going to like.

[hashtagparkerluck]

That's not completely true-It depends on what you want me to do with a pencil. Like answering more questions. And what I was doing before you told me to pick up the pencil-like playing a game.

[ Probably a video game, but shh ]

1/2

[runs_on_batteries]

Okay so the fact that we're already talking about these punishments an indication that you're not going to do what I'm asking and so already assessing your consequences?

2/2

[runs_on_batteries]

[Tony is surprised when he hears Peter do exactly as he'd been asked. He was quiet for a few moments afterward.]

Thanks, Petey. You're a good kid.

1/3

[hashtagparkerluck]

Thanks Mr Stark, you too.

2/3

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ ... ]

3/4 I lied

[hashtagparkerluck]

Oh my god, that's not what I meant! I'm sorry-I meant-uh

4/4

[hashtagparkerluck]

thanks, you're great?

[runs_on_batteries]

[Wait, what? Oh.. wow.

Just in case anyone was wondering, this is how Peter charms his way out of being in trouble.

Tony was falling over laughing. Don't mind him! Nope, not stopping. Just RIP Tony, he's going to laugh forever.]

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ All Peter can do is sigh as covers his face with his hands and lowers his head. ]