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[hashtagparkerluck]

Guys!

[ Oh look, it's the slightly out of breath sound of Peter Parker's voice. ]

I really need to know how we get more points because I only have like two right now and I really, really wanna buy some redbull I haven't had any since like three months now? That's just not right.

Anyway, do you think you just like... go around shaking people's hands? I can do that. I'm super good at doing that! I just don't know if that's actually how this works.

[ Edit: ]

Uh just so everyone knows, this was in no way an attempt to get people to buy me redbull. Please do not do that. That's not what I want. I really just want to know how you get more points. that's all.

[ Ignoring that Renee already put the order in. ]

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[hashtagparkerluck]

What does that mean?

Wait.

Did you buy me redbull? Oh my god Renee, you are the best don't let Gwen know I said that cause I always tell her she's the best-which she is and now you're both the best.

[afterburner]

It means I am buying you Red Bull, but you can't chug the case! And I know Gwen's the best, I'm just her dickweasel, and if I have her back I gotta have yours too, right? Because she's my bestie and you're HER best man, right?

[hashtagparkerluck]

Yeah, yeah! I guess?

Oh my god, thank you so much!

But I really am gonna figure out this point system thing and then all the points are belong to me.

[afterburner]

[Peter can hear her laughing.] Pete, Pete, I put it in the ICP but it's not like the train said yes yet! But I tried at least, okay?

Just promise me you won't make your head explode with caffeine overload, okay? I can think of a couple people I'd piss off if that happened, and I really don't want that on what I call a conscience.

[hashtagparkerluck]

Pfft, I'll be fine. I used to drink like.. three a day-sometimes four. Usually late at night because who needs sleep anyway?

[ Him. He needs sleep. But since it doesn't usually come. Red Bull. ]

[afterburner]

Pete. Bro. Bud. We're teenagers. At least I think I'm still a teenager. We're growing. We need sleep. At least sometimes?

[Even if it's a precious commodity and hard to come by. This, she understands.]

Promose me you won't chug more than one! Or...I dunno, I'll make Mr. Stark ration them.

[hashtagparkerluck]

Yeah well, tell that to my eleven year old self.

and you can't tell Mr Stark-he'd never let me have one-he hates that I drink those things. I don't get why though 'cause I have a super metabolism-haha-get it? Super-uh...never mind, anyway-it's not like I can't handle them?

[afterburner]

Pete, you sure he's not listening in right now?

[A pause. Probably because she's shaking her head.]

If he doesn't already know somehow, well. I mean I trust your metabolism can handle them, mine too, but we're still on a train with a limited amount of things to do. We don't need Speederman around here, ya know?

Besides, you're as important to me as one of my actual brothers, I gotta look out for you, okay?

[hashtagparkerluck]

Yeah, yeah. I get it.

I won't chug'em

but thanks again, you have no idea how much this means to me.

[ He'd say that she's like a sister to him but he doesn't actually have a sister. Just Buttercup who thinks he thinks of like a little sister. ]