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[firewalled]

Yo! Needed you all to know something important, so listen up, train!

[Rich is standing in front of the monitor in the music room, hands on his hips, looking very stern and serious... but then he smirks.]

Have you ever gotten ads online promising hot bisexual singles in your area?

[...Is he actually shooting fingerguns?]

It's me. I'm the hot bisexual single in your area. Just thought you all needed to know I am currently on the market.

Please field all date inquiries to my mailbox. Or my sleeper car, whatever. I'm rooming with Alice, but we are not an item.

[She would pretty much laugh in his face if he even implied they were.]

Comments

[yondu]

Nah. Anybody I've been interested in wouldn't be interested in me. Pretty sure, anyway.

[Which sounds sad, but is generally the truth. He may see a lot of good in being with them but he doesn't have much to offer in the way of being a desirable partner.]

I'll just let y'all be successful an' root ya on. Go knock 'em dead.

[firewalled]

Have they actually told you that? I know it's easy to get down on yourself, but it's worth it to try, don't you think?

[He doesn't think he's very appealing either, but he still pushes himself forward, anyways.]

You're just assuming success is gonna come for me, and not for you!

[yondu]

[He grins his real big shark tooth smile.]

Oh yeah, I'm assumin' that.

The temptation to start a line with, 'You feelin' brave?' is too strong.

[That isn't the real reason but he will absolutely joke about this.]

[firewalled]

[Rich gawks at the teeth, but when he puts it together, he snorts.]

Oh my god, that's nasty, man. I think if you just avoided that line, you'd be home free, but I guess I'm not one to talk about bad pick up lines.

[yondu]

[He wryly laughs 'cause he's that kind of guy, and what's the fun of sharp teeth if you can't scare people a little. But it's a little harder to do 'eat people' jokes when there's actual folks around that can eat people, though.]

See, boy! You just got a low bar to jump. Can't miss it.

[firewalled]

Eh, I'm pretty sure there's a chance I could still trip over it rather than get to the finish line.

[He has a very serious case of foot in mouth disorder, as far as he can tell based off of some interactions, even on the train.]