Rich Goranski (
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Yo! Needed you all to know something important, so listen up, train!
[Rich is standing in front of the monitor in the music room, hands on his hips, looking very stern and serious... but then he smirks.]
Have you ever gotten ads online promising hot bisexual singles in your area?
[...Is he actually shooting fingerguns?]
It's me. I'm the hot bisexual single in your area. Just thought you all needed to know I am currently on the market.
Please field all date inquiries to my mailbox. Or my sleeper car, whatever. I'm rooming with Alice, but we are not an item.
[She would pretty much laugh in his face if he even implied they were.]
[Rich is standing in front of the monitor in the music room, hands on his hips, looking very stern and serious... but then he smirks.]
Have you ever gotten ads online promising hot bisexual singles in your area?
[...Is he actually shooting fingerguns?]
It's me. I'm the hot bisexual single in your area. Just thought you all needed to know I am currently on the market.
Please field all date inquiries to my mailbox. Or my sleeper car, whatever. I'm rooming with Alice, but we are not an item.
[She would pretty much laugh in his face if he even implied they were.]
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Oh man, am I gonna blow your tiny baby brains out. You know how heterosexual means you like the opposite gender from yourself, and homosexual means you like the same gender? Well, since bi means more than one, bisexual means you like two or more genders! Chicks and dudes and everyone else on the spectrum of hotness, if you want! Doesn't matter as long as they're cute and I'm horny, and like, I'm always kind of horny.
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[Then something occurs to him.]
... wait. So if heterosexual means you like "another sex", and homosexual means you like the "same sex"... then don't you mean disexual?
[Because the di- prefix is Greek and it means two, duh!!]
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[He knows his Greek mythology well enough to know those names pretty well, but he's trying not to be weird about that.]
Where I'm from, it's a little bit more of a big deal, probably because it was frowned upon by society for such a long time. It was even against the law in some places, and there's still a lot of rights we don't have that we need to rally for.
[He beams.]
But the people who are supportive will like you no matter what so... hell, disexual would work if that's what you wanna call it!
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[Rapunzel didn't see the two as separate things for a moment. However she does have at least one more question she needed explaining.]
What's horny exactly and why are you always kinda it?
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[Which is a pretty mature thing for Rich to say... unlike the rest of what he has to say.]
So then when you're into everyone romantically, you find a lot of people hot. And when that happens, well, you get horny, because you want a trip to bone town!
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[She seemed like she was understanding at least.]
So to know if you like someone romantically you need to find them hot? But not like literally on fire hot. Though...still don't know how that leads to horny or bone town. Sounds like a lot of skeletons are there.
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And it's complicated... [Rich isn't going to try to explain the difference between romantic and sexual attraction, when he's still new to most of this.] But most of the time, yeah, you have to find them attractive. So hot, but yeah, not on fire. And then, uh... 'bone town' was slang. I was trying not to flat out say that people who are attracted to each other can end up having sex.
[He's surprised, honestly. Rapunzel looks his age, or maybe older, but she seems a little uninformed about something most teens talk about.]
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Okay, I think I understand. It's not something I ever needed to think about before. But it's good in knowing about, right?
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[No thanks to the other voice in his head besides his own.]
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Thank you for teaching me something new today. I really do appreciate it since there is so much for me to learn.
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[He gives a small smile, but can't hide his curiosity.]
Yeah? What do you have to learn, exactly?
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it's kinda exciting really.
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[Here he thought getting locked in his own head for two years was bad enough.]
What exactly are you most interested in learning, then? Something you really wanna do now that you're out of there.
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[Although it's really like another version of the tower, but with the occasional you are allowed out and things get added all the time, which is nice.]
As for what I want to learn... Honestly. Nothing jumps from the top of my head
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[He gives a smile and hoists his guitar.]
Well, I guess if you ever decide you're interested in music, I can sort of be a teacher for that.
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[She was not at all kidding about that.]
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