Llama Day 20- Video

[acapriciousthing]

For those of you who were busy during Della's get to know you session, I'm Death. Not a god thereof, just... Death.

Apparently it's not always common but life also falls under my domain. And Entrapta tells me there are a surprising number of people with soul location issues.

I might be able to help, if you're willing to talk to me about it. I'll be in the rock garden if you want to talk about it.

[Feel free to action on over to the gardens to discuss the matter in a less public venue]

Comments

Re: Action

[acapriciousthing]

[Ah, a scheme. Those happen often enough. Petty squabbles that she tends to stay out of]

Sounds like it must be very different from Hell. More a Fields of Asphodel situation?

Re: Action (cw: suicide mention)

[creepyoldguy]

It is hell. Sorta. No fire and brimstone, but, eternal paperwork for people who screw up their life by ending it. The Netherworld is kinda like TSA slapped together with an endless labyrinth.

[Beetlejuice rambled cheerfully, with animated little shrugs here and there, and the occasional hand gesture for emphasis.]

....but, t'be fair, there could be something beyond the labyrinth. It's designed so the dead don't escape and walk the Earth and all that shit. Demons are supposed to hang around and kick it in bureaucracy for eternity, so, we don't get to go along for that part of the trip.

Re: Action (cw: suicide mention)

[acapriciousthing]

Eternal paperwork. What a modern take on torture.

[She just gets the dead where they're supposed to end up, she doesn't deal with the place itself]

The traditional Hell has proven to be an enormous pain for reasons quite outside its purpose.

Re: Action (cw: suicide mention)

[creepyoldguy]

You make extra-work by messing with your expiration date, you help with the work. Of course, that means working for my mom for eternity, or however long they're assigned....and that's a special kinda hell all its own.

[He tilted his head, like a dog.]

Eh, from what I've heard, it sounds obnoxious.

Re: Action (cw: suicide mention)

[acapriciousthing]

Ah, family.

[She has no idea who his mother is, of course, but that sounds like the sort of family a demon would have]

It's a particularly coveted piece of real estate.