Llama Day 18 | Audio

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Excuse him as he coughs slightly ]

S'up guys.

if you heard an explosion in the lab area, don't worry about it.

It's fine and nothing's on fire.

[ for now. ]

Comments

[hashtagparkerluck]

Of course I do, I'm the one that invented it. It's one thing I'm really proud of.

[so_dark_a_road]

And that invention was the reason you became Spider Man? Guess it must have been!

[hashtagparkerluck]

Uh... no. That was because of a thing and a bad decision that uh.... well, it wasn't good. So I became Spider-Man to make sure it doesn't happen again.

[so_dark_a_road]

A thing and a bad decision? What were those? If I may ask.

[hashtagparkerluck]

something I don't really like talking about and a radioactive Spider-Bite.

[so_dark_a_road]

Oh, well, you don't have to talk about anything you don't want to. I was just curious. A radioactive Spider-Bite? How very strange!

[hashtagparkerluck]

You're telling me. I'm still not sure that Oscrop was trying to do to that poor spider.

[so_dark_a_road]

Who is Oscrop? He irradiated it, and then somehow you encountered the spider?

[hashtagparkerluck]

Oh, Oscorp is a company based in technological advancement where I'm from. They They were experimenting on the Spider or something because it was a whole ordeal when I got bit. Norman Osborne-the CEO-is complete trash btw. If he shows up here, don't trust him.

My uncle hated him and after everything that went down I don't blame him.

[so_dark_a_road]

I have heard from other modern people that corporations are not to be trusted. Of course I'm not a modern person, coming from the MIddle-earth of the First Age, but I've been in a few worlds other than my own, and people talk about their experiences and their political ideas.

I wonder what Oscorp was trying to accomplish, making a spider radioactive? That seems a very strange experiement. And I'll take your advice, if Norman Osborne ever shows up here, I will be wary of his intentions. Hopefully the train won't mistake him for a useful Voidtrecker and bring him here.

Your uncle had some sort of relatinship with him?

[hashtagparkerluck]

Ben didn't really like any CEOs of a major company but after I got bit by that spider he kinda-well I can't really talk about it for legal reasons but he threatened us with a lawsuit if we didn't sign an NDA saying we wouldn't sue and in exchange he paid the medical bills.

[so_dark_a_road]

What a pity. That left you and your family with no legal recourse. Did he really pay for the medical bills, and did medical treatment actually help you?

[hashtagparkerluck]

He did pay for those medical bills, yes.

and I'm not sure if I'd say it helping considering I ended up with a genetic mutation that basically rewrote my DNA. Which is gonna be real awkward if he does show up because ahaha-he has no idea about that part.

[so_dark_a_road]

Haha, what a nice surprise for him! If in fact he ever really does turn up on the train. [ Snicker. ]

[hashtagparkerluck]

Not nice for me, I don't want him asking me questions. I'm not a lab experiment.

[so_dark_a_road]

Maybe if he asks you questions, you could just tell him to fuck off?