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[sos_pilot]

[ della has a slightly serious look on her face... but for those who know her, there's definite playfulness in her eyes. ]

This is one of those "I can't believe I have to say this" kind of deals, so buckle up, folks.

Guys? I know I'm really amazing, very cool, and all around unbelievable. I'm so many things, it's hard to list them all. But one thing I'm not?

A deity. Yes, I am in fact, 100%, absolutely and truly not a goddess. And no, I'm not a demi-goddess either. Not a single trace of divinity in me. I won't name names, but this has happened about three or four times now. Just thought I'd mention it in case there's anyone else out there with this assumption.

... Y'know what? It's a new month, and that means we're getting newbies. Maybe now's a good time for everyone to sweep any other misunderstandings under the rug. So, if there's anything you wanna clear up about yourself, your world, your species, whatever, go for it.

((ooc: feel free to use the above as an excuse to tag others in this post!))

Comments

[death_from_above]

"No one would be that mean to a poor innocent cat..."

[motherofresistance]

Well, if said 'poor, innocent cat' willingly submitted himself for experimentation just to get a few free meals...

[death_from_above]

"I still get to choose what experiments I consent to! This isn't like that time in Maltak!"

[motherofresistance]

And what if you had to agree to the latter to get the former? This isn't Nautilus after all; the train has somewhat limited resources, and if anyone was to expend so much food on just one cat, they'd likely want to make it worth their while in terms of data.

[death_from_above]

"But without fish I would starve.... "

[motherofresistance]

Well they have no proof of that other than your word, and you've already demonstrated you're willing to lie when there's fish on the line. Besides, there's plenty of other foods a cat can eat.

[death_from_above]

"But not ME! I'm not just any cat, I have a highly specific diet!"

[motherofresistance]

Oh really? You don't seem to have suffered from eating things other than fish before, whether here or in Nautilus.

[death_from_above]

"What did I ever eat that wasn't fish, cooked with fish, or served with fish?" [This one wasn't part of anything. Other than the rice and seaweed he put up with because they were part of sushi, he honestly could not recall eating anything that wasn't fish. Except during Storms, which didn't count. And except when he was Gar because no one knew about that. So he seemed genuinely confused because he was.]

[motherofresistance]

A number of things you've eaten since you started having me make food for you on the train, which you likely would have realized if you didn't gobble your food down too quickly to taste it. It's not good to eat just one type of food, even if it's a food you enjoy.

[death_from_above]

"I'm fine with just fish, so long as there are enough fish."