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[sos_pilot]

[ della has a slightly serious look on her face... but for those who know her, there's definite playfulness in her eyes. ]

This is one of those "I can't believe I have to say this" kind of deals, so buckle up, folks.

Guys? I know I'm really amazing, very cool, and all around unbelievable. I'm so many things, it's hard to list them all. But one thing I'm not?

A deity. Yes, I am in fact, 100%, absolutely and truly not a goddess. And no, I'm not a demi-goddess either. Not a single trace of divinity in me. I won't name names, but this has happened about three or four times now. Just thought I'd mention it in case there's anyone else out there with this assumption.

... Y'know what? It's a new month, and that means we're getting newbies. Maybe now's a good time for everyone to sweep any other misunderstandings under the rug. So, if there's anything you wanna clear up about yourself, your world, your species, whatever, go for it.

((ooc: feel free to use the above as an excuse to tag others in this post!))

Comments

[sos_pilot]

Hey, more power to you, dude. Be less of a messiah and me of a Me-ssiah.

[ she thinks she's being funny. ]

But nah, pretending to be something I'm not just isn't my style.

[zombiemessiah]

Ahhhh, spoiled sport. You might get some free multiverse fried Chicken. All gods eat for free on that mysterious ninth weekday to a schedule we don't know.

What about if there are guns pointed at you? Because I've even pretended to be everything but me when I had bounty hunters after me all the time. Let me tell you, I don't make a very good old woman.

[sos_pilot]

Depends on how many people, how many guns, what type of guns... Let's just say it's not a situation I've never been in before. I lead an interesting life back home.

[zombiemessiah]

Okay, how many guns does it take before you decide not to be you?

[sos_pilot]

[ Pause, silently counting on her fingers, eyes rolled up as she imagines the scenario. ]

... More than twenty.

[zombiemessiah]

See? I'm the reverse of that. You get me with two guns and I'm someone I never met before. You get me with five+ then I'm running my mouth all over the place because I'm gonna have to fight anyway.

[sos_pilot]

Different strokes for different folks. I've had weapons pointed at me ever since I was a kid, and I prefer a good fight to a good fib.

[zombiemessiah]

See, now I want to see the mission where you're going to have to convince people that you're a goddess in order to save the day.

I'm going to hope so much for that to happen.

[sos_pilot]

So, you're the type who likes to poke at hornet's nests, huh?

[ but she says this with a lot of amusement. ]

[zombiemessiah]

Oh, especially when I'm close to people I wanna see stung.

[He's kind of a weird 'savior of humanity' but you know what? Beggers can't be choosers. Or they should have chosen better in the beginning, anyway.]

[sos_pilot]

Wow, dude, what did I ever do to you?

[ it's said with a good laugh. ]

[zombiemessiah]

Hey, you sound like you've got a pretty good sting. Just saying.

[sos_pilot]

Well... without bragging too much, my bite and bark are both equally amazing.