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a man for flowers ✿ ( INIGO ) ([personal profile] flatteries) wrote in [community profile] voidtreckernet2020-10-27 08:15 am

video; horseshoe 28

Good day, everyone! [ Inigo smiles widely. ] I was wondering if anyone either has or knows of something rare and they wouldn't mind it.. erm, losing it.. probably permanently.

[ He's saying that statement as if he's only now realising how weird that sounds out loud.

But it's too late to go back on that now. ]


In exchange for a favour?

And preferably edible? But maybe not necessarily? Hey-- [ He turns away from the screen, seeming to have some mumbled discussion.

This is a totally normal ICP message. ]
sos_pilot: by <user name=noimpulsecontrol> (and he'll toot his flute for you)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2020-10-27 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
... Okay, guess I just better go right for the root.

Why are you asking for rare things?
sos_pilot: by <user name=cupcake_graphics> (i start to stand out)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2020-10-28 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
... And the odds of her lying about this are...?
sos_pilot: by <user name=cupcake_graphics> (like the beat of a heart)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2020-10-29 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Literally.

[ She repeats in deadpan disbelief. ]

... That aside, how does she define rare? Let's say... diamonds are really rare in my world. But maybe in another world, you can't take two steps without seeing a diamond, which means it's no longer rare. Does that mean she can or can't eat diamonds?
sos_pilot: by <user name=cupcake_graphics> (till the end)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2020-10-30 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Then why isn't she the one trying to explain it to us, if it's so important, instead of you?

Unless she knew that your sincerity and gosh darn cuteness would make it difficult to refuse!
sos_pilot: by <user name=cupcake_graphics> (face you'll see)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2020-10-31 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like it's time for an investigation.

Inigo, I want every single detail you can give me about her.

[ Sherlock Della is on the case! ]
sos_pilot: by <user name=cupcake_graphics> (filled with wonders and joy)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2020-11-01 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ... Suffice to say, this wasn't what she'd been expecting. At all. She expected some flashy hooligan who was taking advantage of Inigo's kindness, and was secretly a conman of the highest order.

Not, uh... um. Well. Whatever this was. She's a little disappointed, but a big intrigued. ]


... I have no idea where to begin.
sos_pilot: by <user name=cupcake_graphics> (i'm always thinking of you)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2020-11-02 11:37 am (UTC)(link)
... Uh. Hey there.

[ Awkward wave. Man, and she'd kinda been looking forward to putting a suspect in a locked room, shining a light on their face, and doing the whole good cop/bad cop routine. ]
sos_pilot: by <user name=noimpulsecontrol> (i'll be holding you so near)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2020-11-04 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
... Okay, guess I'll have to leave the questions to you, Inigo.

When did she show up? Cause usually newcomers pop up at the beginning of the month.
sos_pilot: by <user name=cupcake_graphics> (and take a look at me)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2020-11-06 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
... He bought you a friend?

[ Even for a seasoned adventurer like her THIS KEEPS GETTING WEIRDER AND WEIRDER. ]

That's... super sweet and adorable, but did he ever mention the whole "oh and she needs to rare things in order to live" part?
sos_pilot: by <user name=cupcake_graphics> (so kiss me)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2020-11-07 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She exhales deeply, rather relieved after learning that. ]

Thank goodness! I mean, most things need to eat to... y'know, live, so you had me thinking she needed to constantly eat rare things until we ran out of rare things.

... I guess a little treat like that once in a while wouldn't hurt, though!
sos_pilot: by <user name=noimpulsecontrol> (we'll just glide starry-eyed)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2020-11-08 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure, no problem! I'll keep my eyes open for you and your little friend.

Is there anything else she's gunna need, or were you too enamored with her cuteness to pay attention?
sos_pilot: by <user name=noimpulsecontrol> (if you could use)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2020-11-08 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep, she's connected to your heart, all right.

[ She sure is smiling, since it's clear Big Softie and Little Softie are a lot like. ]