Video/Kitchen Car

[casslang]

[Cassie holds up the lunch meat.]

This is nightmare fuel! But anyone else wanna hatch a raid if we stop anytime soon?

[She then figures why not and adds.]

But this is a backfired Chopped basket!

Comments

[callmegladio]

It's a what now?

... And don't worry. Blue team'll make sure whatever the heck that is'll be edible by the time it gets to the table.

[casslang]

Chopped is a cooking show in my world, chefs have to make random items into dishes.

[dreamtamer]

"Why? What's wrong with it?"

Somebody hadn't made it to the kitchen yet.

[casslang]

Its gross and not supposed to look like this!

[dreamtamer]

"So... what is it supposed to look like?"

It just looked like lunchmeat to him.

[eightfootprincess]

Looks edible to me. What's wrong with it?

[casslang]

Trust me, its just gross.

[eightfootprincess]

I guess it does look kinda weird, but I wasn't expecting gourmet dining around here.

[casslang]

Compared to last few this is too weird.

[eightfootprincess]

Food is food, isn't it? And it's not like that's ALL we have to eat, is it?

[everylittlesecret]

Looks pretty normal to me, but def would throw someone off if they got this. I prefer Cuthroat Kitchen myself.

[Lunch meat is lunch meat.]

[casslang]

Alton would have a field day.

[everylittlesecret]

He really would. And it wouldn't just be any kind of lunch meat. It would be a olive loaf.

[casslang]

Yuck! Ted would have fun with it too.

[everylittlesecret]

Oh yes he would. Though I think someone would be crazy enough to make ice cream or a mousse out of it.

[hashtagparkerluck]

Speak for yourself, I'm making pizza!

[casslang]

I miss pizza!

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[light_of_willpower]

I can think of worse things it could look like? Although I suppose it is a bit unsettling.

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[casslang]

Its just freaky right?

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[light_of_willpower]

I've seen some freaky things--this is more just... Unsettling. Uncanny--it's off, but I can't quite put my finger on why.

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[casslang]

Same.

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[light_of_willpower]

Is the food here usually like that? Vaguely unsettling?

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[casslang]

This is the first I know of.

Re: [Video] I just looked at the roster again--hi Roomie

[light_of_willpower]

That's good to know. I've eaten some questionable things before, but I know I'm unusual.

[soldier_blade]

....It looks like something KP would serve in Basic as a joke.

[casslang]

My dad and his buddies would see prime joke fuel.

[soldier_blade]

Yeah, along the lines of 'this is what we do to cadets who wash out'.

[casslang]

Dad would just switch people's lunches.

I'm Cassie L by the way.

[scorpionhugs]

I dunno, I think it's kind of cute.

[goingthroughaphase]

I'm down for a raid for some more vegetarian-friendly ingredients.

[10billionpercent]

Doesn't look so bad. What are you hoping to get?

[laurefindil]

It is unusual, but while it is the main ingredient, there are other options.

Is there a vegetarian version, as there was with the bacon?

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[wizard_redfive]

[Dairine groans at the sight of it.]

It's the worst. What a disaster!

[Couldn't the train have at least given them good lunch meat instead of... this?!]

Starting to wonder if this train also has a jokester side.